Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
As well you know, Jennifer Lopez split up with her fella, Marc Anthony recently, and everyone was so shocked that the UN set up a helpline to stop us all from committing suicide in the streets. It really was an awful time.
It’s about to get worse.
See, Marc Anthony is not happy to just break one celebrity marriage now that he’s been reported to be “inappropriately close” to Jada Pinkett Smith – or, if you prefer, Will Smith’s wife. Oooooooh. Don’t mess with lovely Will Smith.
The best ears in rap are coming back! Yep, you guessed it, Will Smith is to return to the mic to show those odiously gifted children of his how it should be done. No mucking about with Bieber, no whipping of hair. It’s all about making the friendliest hip hop since DJ Sven and MC Miker G.
Apparently, he’ll be working with someone called La Mar ‘Mars’ Edwards.
We can be thankful that didn’t read Bruno Mars who has the distinction of being the most punchable person on planet Earth right now. We’d like to punch Bruno Mars so hard that all that is left of him is a horrible little stain on our knuckles. But we’re talking about the lovable eared Will Smith. Aww. Ain’t he grand?
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.
Everyone knows things made by hands are laying all over Mars. Canals, for instance, are definitely without a single doubt up there. And if there are canals, then even though none were ever spotted by crappy 1905 telescopes, we can assume there are definitely shovels and backhoes up there too.
Science tells us that.
Well if pixely images that you can’t really make out are your idea of solid evidence, then you’ll enjoy this next story. There’s definitely an alien hotel on mars. Or something. We’re really not sure.? You really should look for yourself.
