The ongoing will they/won't they marriage flap between Jay-Z and Beyonce has literally got like six people quite near the edge of their seats.

Every couple of months there'll be a story about how Jay-Z and Beyonce secretly got married in a far-off country, only for it to be shot down later by people bored enough to actually check up on these things.

But now? Now Jay-Z and Beyonce are definitely going to get married because they've just taken out a marriage license. That's right – at some point over the next 60 days there's definitely going to be a Jay-Z wedding. We'd suggest it takes place on May 14th – because there's nothing more romantic than a wedding that takes place on the 212th anniversary of the smallpox vaccination being first administered.