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Jackson Five to Receive Award for Making It Through Life Alive, or Something
We’re positively flabbergasted. It turns out when you add up the stuff from the lives of all the Jackson Five members, there appears to be an achievement in there somewhere, or something. So, let’s give them a lifetime achievement award, shall we? Be sure to tune in to the award ceremony for the exciting activity where you have to match up pictures of the group from the past and present. If you're good enough to score 100% you’ll be awarded one of the last un-repossessed llamas from Neverland Ranch. Don’t get too excited, though. Nobody’s ever won one.
We’re positively flabbergasted. It turns out when you add up the stuff from the lives of all the Jackson Five members, there appears to be an achievement in there somewhere, or something. So, let’s give them a lifetime achievement award, shall we? Be sure to tune in to the award ceremony for the exciting activity where you have to match up pictures of the group from the past and present. If you're good enough to score 100% you’ll be awarded one of the last un-repossessed llamas from Neverland Ranch. Don’t get too excited, though. Nobody’s ever won one.
