Articles tagged with: Marley And Me
Jennifer Aniston Does Something Sort Of Nice To A Dog
Jennifer Aniston has recently starred in a dog movie, done a photoshoot with a dog and taken all her clothes off. That last one's less relevant, to be fair. But it almost definitely happened. The point is, Jennifer Aniston does a lot of stuff with dogs. Including, apparently, rescuing dogs from certain death after they dart out into Sunset Boulevard without warning. So yay for Jennifer Aniston. And yay for Angelina Jolie, for when she realises that Jennifer Aniston has got more headlines than her and single-handedly repopulates the world's Iberian Lynx community directly out of her womb as retaliation.
Jennifer Aniston has recently starred in a dog movie, done a photoshoot with a dog and taken all her clothes off. That last one's less relevant, to be fair. But it almost definitely happened. The point is, Jennifer Aniston does a lot of stuff with dogs. Including, apparently, rescuing dogs from certain death after they dart out into Sunset Boulevard without warning. So yay for Jennifer Aniston. And yay for Angelina Jolie, for when she realises that Jennifer Aniston has got more headlines than her and single-handedly repopulates the world's Iberian Lynx community directly out of her womb as retaliation.
Jennifer Aniston Must Never Be Single, Apparently
Going to a party alone can be hard sometimes - especially if it's your party and everyone is desperate for you to fail. So Jennifer Aniston wasn't taking any chances when it came to her Marley And Me premiere recently. Although she's going out with a boy who looks like her nephew, Jennifer Aniston wanted to make damn sure that she wouldn't go to her premiere alone. That's why Jennifer Aniston reportedly got her agents to find some famous actors who'd act as her standby boyfriend if John Mayer dropped out. And, to be fair, they'd all probably be more convincing than John Mayer.
Going to a party alone can be hard sometimes - especially if it's your party and everyone is desperate for you to fail. So Jennifer Aniston wasn't taking any chances when it came to her Marley And Me premiere recently. Although she's going out with a boy who looks like her nephew, Jennifer Aniston wanted to make damn sure that she wouldn't go to her premiere alone. That's why Jennifer Aniston reportedly got her agents to find some famous actors who'd act as her standby boyfriend if John Mayer dropped out. And, to be fair, they'd all probably be more convincing than John Mayer.
Jennifer Aniston & Owen Wilson: A Match Made In, Um, Somewhere
Christopher Walken, start running now - it turns out that Jennifer Aniston wants to jump the bones of anyone who starred in Wedding Crashers.
Not content with forging a relationship with Vince Vaughn that lasted almost the exact length of time of The Break-Up's promotional cycle, Jennifer Aniston is now reportedly getting smoochy with Owen Wilson.
Yes, it would appear that Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson are an item. Wow, a suicidal depressive and a woman who give off all signs of not being over the distant collapse of her marriage. Those cosy nights in together must be just scintillating.
