The good people of Americaland have decided that it’s worth watching The Social Network. This weekend it topped the box office charts. Is it any good? The consensus seems to be ‘who cares? It’s got Justin Timberlake in it.’
And how weird is it that someone has decided to make a film about something so current? It’s like Justin Bieber releasing an autobiography. Neither of these things, sadly, have died yet.
Anyway, there’s a trailer of the film which you can watch, which is embedded further into this article. Yep. You’ve guess it. This is the ‘filler’ bit of the article which we write so the formatting doesn’t go weird. Read More >>>
We ran a race once when we were ten and got second place. Second place isn’t bad for a chubby little kid with a bad perm. We got a medal and everything. Do you think they gave a medal to the person that came in 785th place in that race? Do you? Well, they most certainly didn’t. Not only because there were only about 30 kids in the race, but also because 785th place isn’t really a place at all. It’s hundreds of spots away from the winner. It’s where the losers hang out.
Know who’s a 785th place loser, too? Facebook originator Mark Zuckerberg, that’s who. What a slacker. He’s probably all boo-hoo about being 785th place. What’s that? The thing for which he placed 785th was the list of richest people in the world?
Well, then that’s not too shabby out of billions of people, now is it.
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