Articles tagged with: Mark Ronson
Mark Ronson Don’t Like Lindsay Lohan Schtupping His Sister
Sam Ronson isn't just the sourfaced, hat-wearing lesbian who's subjected to the sight of Lindsay Lohan's pubes more than anyone else, you know. No, Sam Ronson is also the sister of producer Mark Ronson. They both share quite a dominant 'terrible haircut' gene. And they're both DJs too, which leads us to believe that their family is so rich that neither of them to ever have to worry about getting a proper job. But, anyway, Mark Ronson is apparently trying to end Sam Ronson's relationship with Lindsay Lohan because he wants to be the famous one again he really cares for her and whatever.
Sam Ronson isn't just the sourfaced, hat-wearing lesbian who's subjected to the sight of Lindsay Lohan's pubes more than anyone else, you know. No, Sam Ronson is also the sister of producer Mark Ronson. They both share quite a dominant 'terrible haircut' gene. And they're both DJs too, which leads us to believe that their family is so rich that neither of them to ever have to worry about getting a proper job. But, anyway, Mark Ronson is apparently trying to end Sam Ronson's relationship with Lindsay Lohan because he wants to be the famous one again he really cares for her and whatever.
Mark Ronson: Amy Winehouse Not Fit To Do James Bond Justice
The planned Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson Bond-theme has been cancelled because, according to Ronson, when it comes to her current mental state, Amy can’t find a quantum of solace anywhere. However, a spokesman for Winehouse has said that this isn’t the case and that the real reason is to do with a clash of interests regarding the development of the song, of which Amy had "other ideas". Is Amy telling the truth, or is it Mark? Who knows? As far as that argument goes, it’s probably best to live and let die. It’s a terrible shame for all things Bond as, when it comes to musical collaborations, nobody does it better than Winehouse and Ronson.
The planned Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson Bond-theme has been cancelled because, according to Ronson, when it comes to her current mental state, Amy can’t find a quantum of solace anywhere. However, a spokesman for Winehouse has said that this isn’t the case and that the real reason is to do with a clash of interests regarding the development of the song, of which Amy had "other ideas". Is Amy telling the truth, or is it Mark? Who knows? As far as that argument goes, it’s probably best to live and let die. It’s a terrible shame for all things Bond as, when it comes to musical collaborations, nobody does it better than Winehouse and Ronson.
Leona Lewis Wins Just About Zero Brit Awards
The Osbournes hosted the Brit awards last night, so the show promised to be jam-packed with enough controversy to turn your granny blue.
Is that what happened, though? No - thanks to the Brits' stringent 'don't let Ozzy Osbourne say more than three words in a row' policy, the only vaguely controversial thing the Osbournes brought to the Brit awards was the way that Sharon Osbourne's face looked as if it had been attacked by jellyfish in her sleep.
Oh, and Leona Lewis didn't win any of the four Brit awards she was nominated for. That's sort of controversial, isn't it? Anyone?
