Who the hell would want to be a model? Seriously it’s the most over glamorised profession in the world. Not only are the people behind the scenes total divs, as Channel 4’s documentary The Model Agency shows, but the people paid to waltz along the catwalk in clothes nobody will ever buy are modelled by folk that could easily work in a fast food restaurant.
Well that isn’t exactly true, some models do become household names like Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell.
One of the younger stars of the modelling world is Daisy Lowe. She’s currently going out with geeky looking Matt Smith, aka the bloke who goes back in time in Dr. Who(GivesAShit). She’s also escaped the clutches of hipster musician Mark Ronson, so she can look after herself.
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Duran Duran have dropped to their knees in front of the altar of the Muso-Deity Mark Ronson and exclaimed loudly over the sound of a yacht engine that the producer-cum-everything may well have saved their ailing musical reputation.
According to Duran Durummer Roger Taylor, following the poor performance of their uncomfortably modern Red Carpet Massacre, the band saw their new album (slated for release on 21st December) as a ‘do or die’ release for the group most famous for hits like Rio, Girls on Film and the powerfully erotic Wild Boys.
In the same interview, Taylor comments on the luck of “falling in” with Ronson who took them by the hand and pointed out the blindingly obvious to them. Read More >>>
When observing Any Winehouse, even the most observant of explorers would find it difficult to observe the beast that is Camden’s core by-product.
Known for pretty much having a few multimillion-selling jazz albums, inking herself with billions of tattoos and having a father who releases shit records of the back of her success, Amy Winehouse is a one-off.
After a high-profile battle against heroin, ketamine and every other drug under the sun, Amy Winehouse needed to come back with a bang. Despite prehistoric mating calls with her Blake, it seemed she had settled down and weaned herself off the evils of booze and mind-altering substances. However, a performance with all-round smug multi-instrumentalist Mark Ronson showed that Amy Winehouse still hasn’t quite reached her maximum potential and is still wilting in a horrible parallel of her former existence. Wobbly video after the jump.
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Sam Ronson isn’t just the sourfaced, hat-wearing lesbian who’s subjected to the sight of Lindsay Lohan’s pubes more than anyone else, you know.
No, Sam Ronson is also the sister of producer Mark Ronson. They both share quite a dominant ‘terrible haircut’ gene. And they’re both DJs too, which leads us to believe that their family is so rich that neither of them to ever have to worry about getting a proper job.
But, anyway, Mark Ronson is apparently trying to end Sam Ronson’s relationship with Lindsay Lohan because he wants to be the famous one again he really cares for her and whatever.
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The planned Amy Winehouse and Mark Ronson Bond-theme has been cancelled because, according to Ronson, when it comes to her current mental state, Amy can’t find a quantum of solace anywhere.
However, a spokesman for Winehouse has said that this isn’t the case and that the real reason is to do with a clash of interests regarding the development of the song, of which Amy had “other ideas”.
Is Amy telling the truth, or is it Mark? Who knows? As far as that argument goes, it’s probably best to live and let die.
It’s a terrible shame for all things Bond as, when it comes to musical collaborations, nobody does it better than Winehouse and Ronson.
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The Osbournes hosted the Brit awards last night, so the show promised to be jam-packed with enough controversy to turn your granny blue.
Is that what happened, though? No – thanks to the Brits' stringent 'don't let Ozzy Osbourne say more than three words in a row' policy, the only vaguely controversial thing the Osbournes brought to the Brit awards was the way that Sharon Osbourne's face looked as if it had been attacked by jellyfish in her sleep.
Oh, and Leona Lewis didn't win any of the four Brit awards she was nominated for. That's sort of controversial, isn't it? Anyone?
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