Kerry Katona has, for once, exercised something that resembles good judgement.
Now, don’t go getting excited. In order to keep up with the rest of us marvels, she would pretty much have to get into a time machine and set about erasing the last ten years of her life. However, she has started 2010 off on the right foot and booted out her on-again off-again partner in crime, Mark Croft.
The two have been on the rocks for some time, and have put themselves out of their misery by splitting. Mark is even rumoured to have shacked up with another woman – according to The News of The World - a 30-year-old barmaid named Sharon Thorpe.
Kerry Katona is no longer being compensated for work in the form of slightly-past-their-best fish fingers. She’s a fancy celebrity type, and as such she can demand legal tender for her public appearances. 
In ancient Greek mythology, there were hoards of beasts and monsters that would literally peck out your eyes and suck on them. 
