The battle of modern Britain?s intellectual heavyweights is underway on Twitter at the moment, as the cast of human zoo The Only Way is Essex are squaring off against QPR captain, and Mario Balotelli impersonator, Joey Barton.
Joey took to Twitter earlier in the week to announce that he'd attended the launch party of the new Call of Duty game, a party that was also attended by the TOWIE cast.
Whilst most people would be content to just stand in a corner, making the most of the free booze, slagging off the permatanned primadonnas amongst the comfortable surroundings of a group of close mates, the controversial footballer decided to take to the net to speak his mind.