Articles tagged with: Mariska Hargitay
Mariska Hargitay’s Lung Implodes Or Something
Mariska Hargitay is best known for her work on Law & Order: SVU, an acronym that now stands for Scary Ventilation Unit. You see, Mariska Hargitay's lungs have collapsed. Or, rather, one of Mariska Hargitay's lungs has collapsed. Partially. One of Mariska Hargitay's lungs has partially collapsed. But it's OK - she's getting better. 'Mariska Hargitay' was, of course, the greeting used in Mike Myers' The Love Guru, which leads us to believe that Mariska was the first victim in a Final Destination-style plot to cripple anyone involved in that awful movie. We'll know for sure if Jessica Alba develops colorectal ulcers next week.
Mariska Hargitay is best known for her work on Law & Order: SVU, an acronym that now stands for Scary Ventilation Unit. You see, Mariska Hargitay's lungs have collapsed. Or, rather, one of Mariska Hargitay's lungs has collapsed. Partially. One of Mariska Hargitay's lungs has partially collapsed. But it's OK - she's getting better. 'Mariska Hargitay' was, of course, the greeting used in Mike Myers' The Love Guru, which leads us to believe that Mariska was the first victim in a Final Destination-style plot to cripple anyone involved in that awful movie. We'll know for sure if Jessica Alba develops colorectal ulcers next week.
