Apparently, Mario Lopez’s dog has a Twitter account, and it’s just adorable. Actually, it’s adorable when a dog says things like, “hope you bitches have your chi-chis out #Imcomingforyou,” but when you realize Mario Lopez is the dude behind these quips, it’s just plain creepy.
It also reveals something we’ve all suspected for a while: Mario Lopez is kind of a perverted douchebag.