Mario Lopez Is Extremely Attractive, Or So We’re Told The people behind People magazine have snubbed us - but good. Well, maybe they didn't actually snub us - maybe we snubbed ourselves. See, the thing is our People magazine photo shoot just kinda imploded in on itself. For one thing nobody with a camera even showed up. For another, once we'd purchased a wind-up disposable we were trying to take all these sexy pictures of ourselves, but our jaw would jut-out, the light kept catching our uni-brow's five o'clock shadow and for the life of us we just couldn't get Photoshop to work right. So they set the crown of 'Hottest Bachelor' on Slater instead. Yup - that mag seems to think Mario Lopez is hotter than everyone else in the world, which is a bit unfair because even though they didn't give the title to us - they've never even met our baby brother. He looks like a Brad Pitt/Blanche from Golden Girls hybrid for crying out loud. Blanche was supposed to be the hot one, right?

Attention All Blokes – Beef Up With AC Slater.

Can you remember anyone who starred in Saved By The Bell? Nope neither can we, but we can barely recall the characters played in it.

There was um… Screech. Everyone knows Screech. You don’t? He was and still is the lovable geek who licked Mr Belding’s arse in order to avoid detentions when his zany antics got the better of him!

Screech aka Dustin Diamond didn’t really get up to much after Saved By The Bell. None of them did really. Some have done homemade porn, some have done erotic thrillers, and the others haven't done anything to shake off their Saved By The Bell tag. Now Mario Lopez - who played AC Slater - is trying to make us believe he’s still not a total moron. We can now work up a sweat with Mario with his own fitness DVD.