Hands up, who would have thought ten years ago that Britney Spears would one day be in a Vegas act that didn’t involve ping pong balls and a bunch of dollar bills being shoved in a G-string?
Britney kicked off her Vegas residency on Friday and it looks like she managed to get through the entire thing without a Starbucks run, a pair of Ugg boots, or burping loudly. Not that you’d know if she had, because she did the whole show with her microphone firmly in the ‘off position’. Conservatorships are great, but they aren’t miracle workers.