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9. What happens when you can’t read the lips of The Beatles properly is very, very funny.
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Anyone who has ever endured the displeasure of listening to someone eulogising about a great TV show like The Wire or The Sopranos will know the score pretty well.
You just have to watch a few episodes, get used to it. Or to use the words of someone like Danny Dyer – you just need to break the tart in. Big Brother is the same. And like the aforementioned shows, you need to stick with it, and then stay stuck.
So, for the benefit of those people who have been too distracted by things like the World Cup, Andy Murray‘s thrilling Wimbledon ride, and going out with friends because it’s hot outside, here’s the general gist of what’s been going on… Read More >>>
Hooray! Big Brother is back! Hooray! And because this is its final year, the launch show did its best to mimic the entire Big Brother decade.
It started out exciting. Then halfway through it threw in somebody who looked famous but wasn’t. And then it became so overwhelmingly tedious that we automatically wished pain on all of the housemates and briefly considered euthanising ourselves because we didn’t think it was ever going to end. The entire Big Brother experience, summed up in 90 minutes. Great work, Channel Four.
But who’s in the Big Brother house this year? Glad you asked – we’ve listed them after the jump. Honestly, the things we put ourselves through for you people…
10 - Thanks to reader Bradford Johnson, we’re able to bring you the best Christmas song that you probably haven’t heard yet…
9 - And, just to balance things out, one of the most utterly dumbfounding – Littleredboat
8 - Maury sluts - Liquidgeneragtion
7 - Shameless self-promotion of the week, part two – Stu’s got a blog. Read it now before he forgets it exists! – Stuartheritage
6 - 2008 in terrible band names - AVClub
5 – Look, a Christmas miracle! An iPhone app that isn’t breathtakingly pointless! - Qype
4 - Parents can be so cruel sometimes - I Am Bored
3 - What happens in the new season of Lost? Everything goes MENTAL, that’s what – YouTube
2 - Is your Christmas tree covered in Mario baubles? Then you lose, my friend – Instructables
1 – A little late, but this really is animal cruelty at its most adorable – Best Week Ever
10 - You heard the Mario Kart song, now watch, um, whatever this is…
9 - Want to make a cantilever chair out of cardboard? OK! – Instructables
8 - Disgusting food that costs more than your house - Neatorama
7 - The true spirit of Christmas, in charming animated form - Drawn
6 - Use Gmail? Google is giving away FREE STICKERS! – Lifehacker
5 - The internet in action: man takes picture, ends up in Iron Man - Adactio
4 - Disturbing puppets! Yay! – Toplessrobot
3 – 10 ways to waste lots of money - Kontraband
2 - Things we wish we had the time to do: make a giant Mario scene out of drawing pins – Thetanooki
1 – ‘Evander Holyfield Claims His Quest For Severe Brain Damage Keeps Him Fighting’. Oh, The Onion. Marry us - Theonion
10 - Is this genius or utterly punchworthy? We say – both!
9 - Creepy – Davidshrigley
8 – More weird facts than you can count - Bitworks
7 - This is what your desktop does behind your back – Iconwar
6 - What were the 25 most censored stories of 2007? Now you know – Projectcensored
5 - Analyse your handwriting! Do it now! – TUL
4 - Communist Mario will see you now – 88by31
3 - You know what we need? A list of unusual deaths – Wikipedia
2 - Reasons to hate 3M, number 17 – Scottrope
1 – The most head-spinning collection of school textbook disclaimer stickers we’ve ever seen – Swarthmorecollege
Crikey, is Big Brother still on? It is? Why, that must mean we’re being punished for something. Sorry. A million times sorry.
Anyway, what’s happened on Big Brother this weekend? Nicole got evicted which is good, because it means that the most annoying woman on the television has automatically reverted back to Jeremy Kyle; and Lisa got engaged to Mario, which is bad because it meant that Mario was back on TV and we promised ourselves that we’d cut our eyes out if that ever happened again. Thank heavens for braille keyboards, eh?
So who’ll win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Mohamed, Sara, Rex and Kat, with help from Paddy Power…
The worst thing an evicted Big Brother housemate can do is quickly realise why the public voted them out and alter their personality accordingly.
That’s no fun. That’s not what we want at all. So thank heavens for Mario, who was evicted from Big Brother on Friday and steadfastly refused to understand that people dislike him for being a hopeless David Brent clone with zero self-awareness about what a prick he is. Mario, you truly are a hero. Don’t go changing. OK, maybe change a bit…
With Mario gone, who’ll win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds to win for Belinda, Mohamed, Maysoon, Sara and Rebecca, with help from Paddy Power…
