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Anna Nicole Smith Nude – The Most Complete Collection (317 PICS)

Anna Nicole Smith is an American model known for her gigantic exploding tits, Guess ads and legendary Playboy nudes. She’s also known for ruthlessly marrying a rich 89-year-old business executive by the name of J Howard Marshall.

She remained at his side after his death fourteen months later and fought an ugly legal battle to get half of his estate or what was owed to her.

Before becoming a lover for the elderly, she was a moderately successful model for Playboy and had a magnificent Guess campaign in the 90’s that really rejuvenated the brand.

Marilyn Monroe Nude is a Dream Come True (37 PICS)

The legend. The blonde. The original sex symbol. The troubled Marilyn Monroe who struggled in private with depression and anxiety. The public superstar who blossomed as one of the greatest Hollywood bombshells of all time. Yes, Marilyn Monroe nudes do exist and you’re at the right place.

Contrary to public belief, Monroe was never just the dumb bimbo who couldn’t act. Her public persona was one that was carefully cultivated down to the way she walked, talked and even the color of her platinum blonde hair (she was a natural brunette). One could write essays about Monroe’s cultural significance but we know you’re just here to look at her tragic tits and ass.

Marilyn Monroe’s Still Schooling These Bitches On How To Make A Sex Tape

March 3rd, 2014 By Rhiannon Davies

It’s good news for Paris Hilton – she’s one step closer to her dream of being considered the ‘Marilyn Monroe’ of our generation and it’s all thanks to a shared interest in taping yourself doing the nasty.?

Let’s not even get into all the reasons that won’t happen and focus on the matter of hand. Forget greasy semi-celebrities, Marilyn knows if you’re gonna release a sex tape, ?you might as well release it with one of the most powerful families in America. An 8mm film showing Marilyn Monroe having a threesome with – get ready for this – John F Kennedy and his brother Robert is reportedly about to go up for auction . I don’t know if fan fiction existed in those days, but this sounds like something that would have been scribbled in the back of a teenage girl’s diary.

Someone at Givenchy Has Been Drinking The Kardashian Kool-Aid

February 26th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

There are a lot of people I would compare Kim Kardashian to.? A hooker.? A dodo bird.?Farrah Abraham.? According to Riccardo Tisci, the?creative director behind?Givenchy who is potentially losing his mind, she is our modern-day Marilyn Monroe.?

Yea, I am pretty sure in 30 years girls won’t be getting Kim Kardashian quote?tattoos all over their body or rocking her couch dress every Halloween the way they do Monroe’s iconic white one.? And if they do, I am not sure this is a world I’d want to live in anymore.

Top 10 Sexiest Romances in Hollywood History

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Top 10 Most Absurd Celebrity Crap Sold For Ridiculous Amounts of Money

September 3rd, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Mick Jagger’s hair clippings were sold at auction last week for $6,000. Now, you have to wonder about?a person who will spend thousands of dollars for a celebrity’s hair clippings.?Mick?is a legend, obviously,?and I love him?as much as anyone, but I wouldn’t pay $6 for his nasty split ends, much less $6,000.?And what about?$100,000?for a half-eaten piece of toast? It’s pretty fucking troubling.

Of course, there are varying degrees of consumer perversity involved. Some of the auctioned?items on this particular list?were willingly provided by the celebrities and the?proceeds given to charities. And that’s nice, it really is, but it doesn’t answer the question of what kind of fucking weirdo wants Scarlett Johansson’s boogery tissue? Even if you got it for free, why would you want it? She’s lovely, yes, but snot is snot and it’s all gross, no matter how lovely the nose from which it was ejected.

Miley Cyrus Is A Great Big Dirty Stoner

November 28th, 2011 By Joanna Bolouri

Teenage warbler and spawn of the devil (aka Billy Ray) Miley Cyrus, ?recently ‘fessed up to being the raging pothead we all suspected at her 19th birthday party in Los Angeles.

Guest included, Kelly Osbourne and Rumer Willis, boyfriend Liam Hemsworth and of course her parents who were probably out the back, line-dancing through the piles of money they’ve ?made from selling their child to the Disney factory.

Miley was presented with a Bob Marley cake and before devouring it face first, she gave a small speech, made up of words.

Miley Cyrus Enters ‘Curvy Women’ Debate And Obviously Hates Thin Women

November 16th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Apparently, Miley Cyrus has put on some weight. No-one actually cares, but y’know, when weight is mentioned around women, everyone starts shrieking like someone just revealed a semtex waistcoat.

Some trollers, trying (successfully) to get a rise, pointed out that Miley had put some pounds on and thought it might be funny to call her ‘fat’.

Of course, Miley Cyrus isn’t fat. However, she does hate skinny women and wandered ever closer to the idiot arena of ‘real women have curves’. Get that thin ladies? You’re body shape is sexless compared to that of someone with a bit of an arse. HURRAY!

Michelle Williams Has Heath Ledger Memorial Hair Which Isn’t Weird At All

November 3rd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

In fairness to Michelle Williams, she really does have a brilliant haircut. However, you don’t want to hear us being nice about a woman’s barnet. You want us to be snarky and nasty. Don’t worry reader, it’s coming.

See, as good as Williams’ hairdo is, it’s still weird. Chilling in fact.

You see, her hair isn’t a fashion statement. She’s not thinking ‘Hell, I really like this Mia Farrow thing I’ve got going on‘, but rather, her hair is a memorial. You heard. It’s a tribute to the dead. She’s got corpse loving hair.

‘My Week With Marilyn’ Trailer Released – Already Sick Of Looking At Her

October 7th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Marilyn Monroe is a godsend for people who can’t be truly bothered to think of someone who is really beautiful. She’s short-hand for good looking and, mercifully for her legacy, she died too young so we didn’t get to see the ravages of time mess up that face of hers.

Of course, Monroe was quite the wit too, helping thousands of lazy people to avoid thinking of their own excuses for being flaky, and so they simply cut and paste ‘I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best,’ on to their terrible blogs.

And now, we’re about to get Monroemania all over again as the promo for Michelle Williams turn as Norma Jean begins with the trailer for ‘My Week With Marilyn’… and yep, we’ve got the trailer over the hump. Can Williams pull it off?