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10 Best MTV VMA Outfits of All Time

August 26th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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So, the MTV Video Music Awards are coming up this Sunday, and I have been watching this shit for legit 20 years which makes me feel old af. In celebration of me watching my 20th MTV Video Music Awards ceremony, I decided to spend this weekend looking back on some fond memories of mine.

Today, I’m going to look back at 10 of my favorite outfits from the VMAs over the years. I mean, I say the best outfits of all time, but I obviously mean since like 1995. Yes, I realize the awards have been around since like ’84, but I wasn’t alive then and MTV didn’t exist to me til ’95 so, you know, deal with it.

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Guess What’s Getting The Blame For Paris Jackson’s Overdose?

June 6th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

paris jacksonLet’s set the scene: you work at Entertainment Tonight. It’s a typical Thursday afternoon, not much is happening. Snooki is talking about losing her V-card, Beyonce is wearing a hoodie, there’s probably some kind of bikini-related slideshow to be made. Then the phone rings. Paris Jackson has been rushed to hospital after an apparent suicide attempt.?

This is serious business. You’re going to have to flex your journalism muscles to make sure that this story is reported in the most sensitive manner possible. The phone rings again. A source that is ‘close to the family’ is telling you that the reason Paris tried to kill herself is that she went into a massive tantrum after she was told that she wasn’t allowed to go and see ?Marilyn Manson in concert. How quickly do you roll your eyes and slam the phone down?

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Evan Rachel Wood’s Family Is Really Grateful She Didn’t Marry Marilyn Manson

March 23rd, 2013 By Chris Chambers

evan rachel wood jamie bell marriedI’m not a sentimental person, but it’s difficult not to be touched by the fact that Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell, the'stars of Green Day’s 2005 video “Wake Me Up When September Ends,”?got married this week.

If you’ve never?watched the video for?this song, you?should. Personally, I’m not?a big fan of Green Day … ?I like a few of their songs, but overall they’re not my style …?”Wake Me Up When September Ends” is one of those?epic ballads, though,?that makes all women swoon and all?men’s eyeliner run.

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Marilyn Manson Drunkenly Claims That He’s A Rock Star – The World Laughs & Continues Not To Buy His Records

November 4th, 2011 By Paul Pencott

Panto season must be upon us, as formerly-relevant perplexing poltroon and peddler of pretend-angst Brian Hugh Warner has once again unveiled his Halloween-night-Lily-Savage alter-ego ?Marilyn Manson? in an unsuccessful attempt to outrage/impress anyone who still gives two hoots during a boozy night out in Las Vegas.

The vain attempt to appear partially interesting involved Brian going out on the lash in the Born And Raised bar in suburban Vegas ? basically a provincial Yates?s from what we can gather. This was after, we assume, getting turned-away from any ?real? bars on the Strip all of whom have a strict ?no wankers? policy. Luckily Brian managed to make himself look like the utter weapon he is.

Highlights of the evening, courtesy of the man determined to turn his previously imagined reputation of ?controversial? into that of stone-cold-fact ?tiresome?, include:

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Evan Rachel Wood Rocks World To Core After Announcing She’s Bisexual

April 19th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Hey you! We assume you’re straight! Why? That’s because we’re the product of a society steeped in the preposterous hocus of religion and, as well you know, religion don’t like the gays. Why? Because they make more money out of straight couples with their christenings and such.

Idiots. As such, when someone says “I’m not straight”, the world goes into meltdown! How can someone be Not Straight?! What would God think?

Mercifully, god doesn’t exist, which means, all you bozos leading a life of solely staring at the opposite sex are missing out on all the fun that actress Evan Rachel Wood has just revealed she can have. That’s because she’s bisexual, which means she can have sex with absolutely anyone she pleases, provided they’re of legal age and not asleep.

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Marilyn Manson Plans Comeback ? It IS Panto Season After All

November 10th, 2010 By Paul Pencott

Un-shocking ?shock-rocker? and massively uncontroversial ?controversial artist? Brain Hugh Warner is due to make a comeback next year, once again posing as unconvincing pantomime dame ?Marilyn Manson?.

The entire world probably shrugged at the news, secure in the knowledge that you can't create moral panic if you haven't had a record deal in over a year. He was dropped from Interscope.

Christ, even the emo kids who hang around your local park drinking cider don't know who he is anymore.

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Hecklerspray’s Monday Music Mango: Iron Maiden, Marilyn Manson, Folk

August 5th, 2012 By Paul Gibson

Island Records Folk, Marilyn Manson, Iron MaidenSeparating the sweet, juicy flesh from the stone and skin of this week’s major label releases.

Welcome, hecklerspray devotees – and those unfortunates who have stumbled in while searching for information on New Kids On The Block/menopause symptoms – to a shiny new, weekly look at what aural filth the major record labels are going to be flinging at us in the coming week.

In typically amateurish ‘spray fashion, of course, this inaugural Monday feature is actually appearing on a Tuesday.

We so bad.

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Marilyn Manson To Fill Fame-Void With Rattlesnakes

March 31st, 2009 By Shawn Lindseth

Marilyn Manson Rattlesnakes Bath World RecordSometimes when being satanic just isn't enough anymore, a fellow's gotta come up with new fancy ways to shock people – and murder isn't generally an option due fairly heavy consequences.

Our cousin Mort, for instance, drank a three gallon hot sauce-bourbon mixture that left him in a coma for just under five days. When he came to in that hospital bed, and he saw both of his moms staring down at him, well that's the kind of loving attention he hasn't had in years. It's what he wanted.

Marilyn Manson is kind of like our cousin Mort. He's desperately looking for something to get him famous again – and he thinks his answer is rattlesnakes. He wants to fill up a bathtub with at least 87 of them, then crawl in and let them intertwine with his privies for no less than 45 minutes. All this to get in the Guinness Book next to those two fat scooter-riding twins.

A noble cause.

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