Arnold Schwarzenegger isn’t a very good actor and a worse politician. However, all you stoners who have chuckled your way through various lines from Predator or Conan The Barbarian can now breathe a little easier.
If you’re lungs aren’t shot from hammering bongs every night this month.
Basically, Arnie has claimed that no one cares if people smoke marijuana in an interview on a popular US chat show. He said that in an interview, rather than said that no-one cared if you were in the very specific situation of being stoned during a chat-show. Read More >>>
We’ll tell you what he loves what he really really loves. Oops, wrong band there, and completely the wrong gender.
Saying that though, some of The Spice Girls looked like they could have been closet transsexuals didn’t they? Elsewhere, we had Take That – a watered down music act for girls to love.
Instead of telling girls to embrace their inner rebel, Take That made all girls drool from their chops. With a well-timed move here and a ripped shirt there, Take That had a massive audience, even if their songs were arse. Out of all the members, Robbie Williams stood out to all the band’s fans. Once he left, he went onto release a variety of albums, spot a variety of UFOs and – for the entirety of 2009 – smoke a variety of marijuana. He says it’s lovely, so therefore we think it is too.
Well thank all that is good and right in the world for DMX.
In today’s world of boring, pointless, vapid celebrities mincing around never doing anything, not causing any trouble and generally being thoroughly boring you could be forgiven for thinking that the entertainment that we, the public, rightly deserve from these fools is never going to come our way.
Then DMX goes and gets a mega-whammy of arrests for a number of different reasons – granted, he’s not going around stabbing people, but he is doing things that we’re allowed to take the piss out of. Which is clearly much better for us.
The most recent of DMX’s failures to obey the law came about when the rapper didn’t really manage to appear in court for an earlier arrest. Instead he went to hospital. Close, but not quite the right building. Must try harder.
You think you have someone pinned for who they are and what they’re like, then they have to bloody well go and mix everything up by going and doing something stupid.
Which is exactly what ol’ D-O-double G Snoop Dogg has gone and done. Or, more accurately – has gone and not done.
Take this little doozy for example: a woefully misguided anti-drugs PSA in which a talking dog decides to harrass a teenage girl about her drug use.
So – what has she been doing? Snorting three lines of coke over breakfast every morning? Jacking up a speedball during SAT revision? Rubbing blotter paper soaked in acid against her cherubic face? No. She’s … well … been smoking the odd joint. Seriously. Smoking weed. That’s it.
All of which is very ironic, because if the events in this commercial happened to us, we’d either:
a) Scream ‘Jesus Christ, a talking dog’, and immediately run to the nearest heroin dealer in order to get so dosed up we forgot this nightmare/
b) Give him a slap and shout ‘shut the fuck up, you furry little bastard! Might I remind you whose house this is? I’ll lie on the sofa all day smoking bongs if I want to, thank you very much, you condescending shitwad. Any more of this nonsense and you might find your next bowl of Winalot laced with arsenic. Clear?’
An image of Tom Cruise laughing like a maniac is being used to sell a brand of hallucinogenic marijuana in Californian cannabis clubs. It has even been named in his honour.
Somewhat ironically though, the news hasn’t brought a smile to Tom Cruise’s face, and his lawyers are believed to be looking into the matter. Who would have thought Tom Cruise x Weed = anything other than the most self-obsessed giggle fit in history?
According to the NY Daily News’ Rush & Molly column, the product is being marketed as ‘Tom Cruise Purple’, and one 'weed devotee' told them:
"I heard it's the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate."
You have to hand it to Aaron Carter – not a single person has even so much as thought of him for at least a year, but his dedication to stereotypical child star behaviour should be applauded.
We're being serious here – look at what Aaron Carter has accomplished. He's the relative of someone far more famous than he is, he's been in a terrible reality TV show, he has pointless facial hair and he's embarked on a hopelessly misguided engagement. There's just one thing that Aaron carter has missed from that checklist.
And now he's just ticked it off. Aaron Carter, you see, has just been arrested on suspicion of marijuana possession in Texas. Good work, Aaron. Go to the top of the class. That's right, next to Lindsay Lohan.
Well thank all that is good and right in the world for DMX.
You think you have someone pinned for who they are and what they’re like, then they have to bloody well go and mix everything up by going and doing something stupid.
