Articles tagged with: marijuana
Well thank all that is good and right in the world for DMX. In today's world of boring, pointless, vapid celebrities mincing around never doing anything, not causing any trouble and generally being thoroughly boring you could be forgiven for thinking that the entertainment that we, the public, rightly deserve from these fools is never going to come our way. Then DMX goes and gets a mega-whammy of arrests for a number of different reasons - granted, he's not going around stabbing people, but he is doing things that we're allowed to take the piss out of. Which is clearly much better for us. The most recent of DMX's failures to obey the law came about when the rapper didn't really manage to appear in court for an earlier arrest. Instead he went to hospital. Close, but not quite the right building. Must try harder.
You think you have someone pinned for who they are and what they're like, then they have to bloody well go and mix everything up by going and doing something stupid. Which is exactly what ol' D-O-double G Snoop Dogg has gone and done. Or, more accurately - has gone and not done. It's a given that normally you can rely on the Dizzle to carry a baton through customs, get arrested for carrying a gun and some naughty substances around in his car or simply to get banned from a country. But oh no, not this time. He has to go and be all 'not arrested' and stuff.
An image of Tom Cruise laughing like a maniac is being used to sell a brand of hallucinogenic marijuana in Californian cannabis clubs. It has even been named in his honour.
Somewhat ironically though, the news hasn’t brought a smile to Tom Cruise’s face, and his lawyers are believed to be looking into the matter. Who would have thought Tom Cruise x Weed = anything other than the most self-obsessed giggle fit in history?
According to the NY Daily News’ Rush & Molly column, the product is being marketed as ‘Tom Cruise Purple’, and one 'weed devotee' told them:
"I heard it's the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate."
You have to hand it to Aaron Carter - not a single person has even so much as thought of him for at least a year, but his dedication to stereotypical child star behaviour should be applauded.
We're being serious here - look at what Aaron Carter has accomplished. He's the relative of someone far more famous than he is, he's been in a terrible reality TV show, he has pointless facial hair and he's embarked on a hopelessly misguided engagement. There's just one thing that Aaron carter has missed from that checklist.
And now he's just ticked it off. Aaron Carter, you see, has just been arrested on suspicion of marijuana possession in Texas. Good work, Aaron. Go to the top of the class. That's right, next to Lindsay Lohan.
