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Everyone Famous is a Sexual Predator: Mariah Carey Edition

November 8th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Listen, I know this is serious and that I shouldn’t be laughing, but I just can’t stop. Read on and maybe you’ll see why. So, as I’ve been writing about A LOT lately, every time we turn around some asshole famous person is being accused of being a sexual predator. So far, it’s just been dudes being called out for their gross behavior…until now.

In the beautiful mess that is 2017, Mariah Carey has been accused of sexual harassment by her former security guard and the whole story is exactly what you’d expect it to be.

Why Does Nick Cannon Wear Turbans?: An Investigation

March 11th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I know I’ve been slow blogging this month and there are really two reasons for this: 1) Celebs have decided to not be all that interesting this month, and 2) I’m doing my second Masters degree and I’m busy af. However, I’m back now, and ready for another hard-hitting HecklerSpray investigation!

My friend Caelie texted me last night to see if I had any idea why Q-List celebrity Nick Cannon is constantly wearing turbans these days. While I’d noticed him doing it, I wasn’t able to answer her question because I had no idea…until now!

Mariah Carey is Officially a Big Time Sugar Mama

December 6th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

As most of you probably know, Mariah Carey and her billionaire fiancé James Packer broke up like 5 minutes ago, but that didn’t mean Queen M was going to sit around and sulk or do weird Russian television interviews like Lindsay Lohan did when her billionaire fiancé left her. No, Mariah has more class than that.

Instead, she went out and got her 47-year-old ass a hot little 33-year-old back-up dancer to do her bidding and sex her up all in exchange for moderate fame and probably like a lambo, because, unlike Hollywood Hobo Tyga, Mariah can afford a lambo or two.

Mariah Carey Got Her Ass Dumped

October 28th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Remember last month when I wrote that blog about how Mariah Carey flipped the fuck out at her billionaire fiancé James Packer because he put on a Beyoncé song while trying to seduce her which resulted in Mariah throwing his laptop out their hotel window?

Well, you’ll never believe it, but apparently James has since dumped Mariah, which is truly shocking because, as I established in my previous blog on the topic, he was clearly in the wrong in that situation, NOT Mariah. This is some real injustice right here.

The Biggest Assholes in Hollywood

September 19th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Let’s be real: Hollywood is full of assholes. I mean, the world in general is full of assholes, but the world of celebrity tends to really put the assholes on display.

While some people are really good at hiding how much of an asshole they are (apparently Zach Braff is a huge asshole. NO WAY!), other people (like, say, Mel Gibson) have more trouble concealing it. Here are 11 celebrities who’ve had a rough time hiding how big of assholes they are.

Mariah is not Crazy in Love with Beyonce

August 26th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

MARIAH CAREY WITH ITALIAN DESIGNER DONATELLA VERSACE AND DESTINY'S CHILD SINGER BEYONCE KNOWLES IN MILAN...American pop singer Mariah Carey (L) and Italian designer Donatella Versace (C) and Destiny's Child singer Beyonce Knowles (R) poses for the photographers before the Versace Spring/summer 2004 collection at Milan fashion October 4, 2003. REUTERS/Alessandro Bianchi...I...FAS...MILAN...Italy (Italian Republic)

This is the moment every journalist dreams of: the story of the century. I’m sure how I feel right now is how fellow past journalists felt when Kennedy was killed or O.J. got arrested. News has recently broke that while Mariah Carey’s billionaire fiancé, James Parker, was attempting to seduce her he decided to turn on some Beyoncé to get her in the mood.

And how did Mariah react to James putting on another divas music to get sexy? She threw his fucking laptop, playing said Beyoncé, out a goddamn window then ran out of the room screaming. I can HONESTLY say that I will never report on a better story than this.

Mariah Carey Nudes Are Just Way Too Hot (35 PICS)

If you were born in the 90s, you probably fantasized about Mariah Carey while singing in the bathroom or lying on your bed with her album playing on the stereo. You might have even imagined her naked. No, you didn’t? Well, we definitely did.

One of the best-selling female singers of all time. New York born Mariah Carey has won a ton of awards and is known for her powerful five-octave vocal range. Most people don’t know this but even though she totally looks like a white girl, she’s half-black. Not that it matters but people ALWAYS bring it up on internet forums which means its kinda important to mention. Or not.

Ariana Grande Continues To Proves She’s The Worst

July 1st, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Ariana Grande is one of those celebrities that keeps proving to be a huge disappointment to me. I mean, I really liked Sam and Cat, and I think she’s very pretty with a great voice, so constantly hearing about how much of a ?mega diva bitch she is, even to her fans, is pretty disheartening. Here I was thinking that Frankie was the most annoying Grande, but maybe not (no, he still is).

In one of my favourite films from the 90’s, Scream, Matthew Lillard and Skeet Ulrich’s characters say of Neve Campbell’s character’s mom: “That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something…let’s face it, Sid, you’re mother was no Sharon Stone!” Replace “Sharon Stone” with Mariah Carey and that’s exactly how I feel about Ariana Grande. Bitch, you are NOT Mariah Carey.

Nick Cannon And Mariah Carey Are Over

August 21st, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Sometimes the strangest couples last the longest.? Take the case of Supreme Diva, Mariah Carey, and That Guy From That Lame Talent Show, Nick Cannon.? They have managed to be married longer than about 85% of Hollywood and have had a relatively drama free relationship.

Seems that has all changed, and not only are these two separated, they are actually on their way to getting divorced.? I hope MiMi’s Hello Kitty collection will be safe from the impending battle.

Breaking News: Mariah Carey Loves Photoshop; Also, the Sky is Blue

July 14th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Sometimes I feel like the entire world has had a brain tumor for breakfast and has just lost their damn minds; today is one of those days, because today I read that people are shocked by how heavily photoshopped Mariah Carey’s photos in Wonderland magazine were. That’s right, people were shocked that a picture of Mariah Carey was more photoshop magic than real. Clearly they have not seen her most recent album covers (see above).

Being shocked that Mariah Carey only approves pictures of herself that are heavily photoshopped is like being shocked that Rihanna smokes weed; you’d have to be a fucking idiot to be surprised by either of those things. Yet, apparently she is getting a lot of backlash for what I consider to be some of her least photoshopped pictures in years.