Articles tagged with: Marcus
Big Brother: Marcus Vs Siavash, Plus Big Brother Dies
Yeah yeah, Marcus vs Siavash, blah blah blah - they're killing Big Brother! They're actually killing Big Brother! It's a sad day indeed. Big Brother has always been there for us - through the bad times, the other bad times, the worse times and the times that were so bad that we deliberately shat ourselves in protest at them - and, yes, we'll miss it. What's that? Big Brother's still contracted for one more year? Alright, we don't like it that much. Jesus. Anyway, this week Marcus and Siavash face eviction - not that it matters any more - so here's what we think of them...
Yeah yeah, Marcus vs Siavash, blah blah blah - they're killing Big Brother! They're actually killing Big Brother! It's a sad day indeed. Big Brother has always been there for us - through the bad times, the other bad times, the worse times and the times that were so bad that we deliberately shat ourselves in protest at them - and, yes, we'll miss it. What's that? Big Brother's still contracted for one more year? Alright, we don't like it that much. Jesus. Anyway, this week Marcus and Siavash face eviction - not that it matters any more - so here's what we think of them...
Big Brother: Bea Or Marcus Or David Out Tomorrow Or Something
There's another Big Brother eviction tomorrow! We haven't been counting, but we're fairly sure this might be the thousandth one of the year. But who cares, because tomorrow either Bea or Marcus or David will be evicted from the Big Brother house. And really it could be any of... oh, who are we kidding? It'll be Bea, won't it? By a mile. Bea's going to be evicted from the Big Brother house by a mile. She definitely will. Definitely. But, hey, let's play dumb and look at the chances of all three of them for the sake of tradition...
There's another Big Brother eviction tomorrow! We haven't been counting, but we're fairly sure this might be the thousandth one of the year. But who cares, because tomorrow either Bea or Marcus or David will be evicted from the Big Brother house. And really it could be any of... oh, who are we kidding? It'll be Bea, won't it? By a mile. Bea's going to be evicted from the Big Brother house by a mile. She definitely will. Definitely. But, hey, let's play dumb and look at the chances of all three of them for the sake of tradition...
Big Brother: Well Look At That, Freddie’s Been Evicted
On Friday's Big Brother, the impossible happened - the previously invincible Freddie was evicted. Why? We have two theories. The first is that Marcus is a stronger competitor and the public identifies with him more readily. The second is that everyone saw Freddie scream and wail and convulse last week because Bea moved 10 feet away from him and realised that he was a monumental tosspiece. Anyway, here are the Big Brother competitors who've caught our eye this week - Bea, Lisa and David...
On Friday's Big Brother, the impossible happened - the previously invincible Freddie was evicted. Why? We have two theories. The first is that Marcus is a stronger competitor and the public identifies with him more readily. The second is that everyone saw Freddie scream and wail and convulse last week because Bea moved 10 feet away from him and realised that he was a monumental tosspiece. Anyway, here are the Big Brother competitors who've caught our eye this week - Bea, Lisa and David...
Big Brother: It’s Halfwit Vs Marcus
It's been an interesting week in the Big Brother house so far, and that's a sentence we haven't used since about 2006. For some sort of complex reason that we haven't been able to fully grasp, the Big Brother housemates have been allowed to discuss nominations with each other. As well as revealing exactly how much each contestant wants to win Big Brother, it's also ensured that the last few weeks of the show are going to be more jumpy and paranoid than Amy Winehouse in a haunted hall of mirrors. It's also meant that Halfwit and Marcus will be facing eviction from the Big Brother house tomorrow. It should be a close one, so let's have a looky...
It's been an interesting week in the Big Brother house so far, and that's a sentence we haven't used since about 2006. For some sort of complex reason that we haven't been able to fully grasp, the Big Brother housemates have been allowed to discuss nominations with each other. As well as revealing exactly how much each contestant wants to win Big Brother, it's also ensured that the last few weeks of the show are going to be more jumpy and paranoid than Amy Winehouse in a haunted hall of mirrors. It's also meant that Halfwit and Marcus will be facing eviction from the Big Brother house tomorrow. It should be a close one, so let's have a looky...
Big Brother: Noirin’s Out, And She’s Taken Her Idiot Boyfriend With Her
Yeah, well done Big Brother - this gimmick of bringing in the housemates' partners is working a treat, isn't it? Remember when Karly's boyfriend was brought in, then Karly was evicted, then her boyfriend did a runner immediately afterwards? Well guess what - Noirin's boyfriend was brought into the Big Brother house last week, then Norin was evicted, then her boyfriend did a runner immediately afterwards. We don't know what to say - other than that the Big Brother producers should probably get Lisa's girlfriend in pronto. But now Noirin's gone, here are the Big Brother housemates who've caught our eye this week...
Yeah, well done Big Brother - this gimmick of bringing in the housemates' partners is working a treat, isn't it? Remember when Karly's boyfriend was brought in, then Karly was evicted, then her boyfriend did a runner immediately afterwards? Well guess what - Noirin's boyfriend was brought into the Big Brother house last week, then Norin was evicted, then her boyfriend did a runner immediately afterwards. We don't know what to say - other than that the Big Brother producers should probably get Lisa's girlfriend in pronto. But now Noirin's gone, here are the Big Brother housemates who've caught our eye this week...
Big Brother: It’s Noirin Vs Marcus
Unless another self-absorbed bellend decides to hoik themselves over the perimeter wall, tomorrow's Big Brother eviction will be a special one. The housemates up for eviction are Noirin and Marcus - two thirds of the most unnecessarily melodramatic relationships in the history of Big Brother. If Noirin goes, both Marcus and Siavash lose their dream girl, and if Marcus goes... well, if Marcus goes there won't be a little fat bloke dressed as Wolverine wrapped in a blanket in the middle of the Big Brother garden all the time. So who's going to leave the Big Brother house tomorrow? Let's find out...
Unless another self-absorbed bellend decides to hoik themselves over the perimeter wall, tomorrow's Big Brother eviction will be a special one. The housemates up for eviction are Noirin and Marcus - two thirds of the most unnecessarily melodramatic relationships in the history of Big Brother. If Noirin goes, both Marcus and Siavash lose their dream girl, and if Marcus goes... well, if Marcus goes there won't be a little fat bloke dressed as Wolverine wrapped in a blanket in the middle of the Big Brother garden all the time. So who's going to leave the Big Brother house tomorrow? Let's find out...
Big Brother: Holy Blimey, They’re (Almost) All Up For Eviction
Now that Big Brother has approximately 42,000 housemates, a cull seemed like the most sensible option. So a cull it is - this week, 11 housemates are up for eviction, with only Lisa and Rodrigo definitely safe - which is ironic, because Big Brother's entire audience is desperate to get rid of Lisa at the first opportunity. We're not going to talk about all 11 nominated Big Brother housemates, because frankly we can't be arsed, so let's concentrate on the three who stand most chance of being evicted tomorrow. So that'll be Noirin, Marcus and Kenneth, then...
Now that Big Brother has approximately 42,000 housemates, a cull seemed like the most sensible option. So a cull it is - this week, 11 housemates are up for eviction, with only Lisa and Rodrigo definitely safe - which is ironic, because Big Brother's entire audience is desperate to get rid of Lisa at the first opportunity. We're not going to talk about all 11 nominated Big Brother housemates, because frankly we can't be arsed, so let's concentrate on the three who stand most chance of being evicted tomorrow. So that'll be Noirin, Marcus and Kenneth, then...
Big Brother Eviction: Is This The End Of Krogface?
One of the problems of this year's Big Brother is that only two housemates have ever been nominated for eviction at a time. Which would be OK, except that the public's inexplicable love affair with Halfwit means that he'll never get evicted. The evictions are a foregone conclusion right from the get-go. But things are different this week, oh things are different alright. Halfwit's up for eviction, as ever, but so is Kris, Dogface, Charlie and Marcus. Big Brother is exciting again! Well, maybe not 'exciting' per se, but, um, you know... oh, let's just look at their chances of getting evicted, OK?
One of the problems of this year's Big Brother is that only two housemates have ever been nominated for eviction at a time. Which would be OK, except that the public's inexplicable love affair with Halfwit means that he'll never get evicted. The evictions are a foregone conclusion right from the get-go. But things are different this week, oh things are different alright. Halfwit's up for eviction, as ever, but so is Kris, Dogface, Charlie and Marcus. Big Brother is exciting again! Well, maybe not 'exciting' per se, but, um, you know... oh, let's just look at their chances of getting evicted, OK?
