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Marc Jacobs Perfume Advert Might Have Made A Child Look Sexier Than It Should Have

November 10th, 2011 By Matthew Laidlow

Fashion designers are a funny breed aren't they? No other profession is full of characters that are religiously followed and praised for their movements. Do you monitor the work your local builder does? Course you don't you arrogant tool. Do you keep up to date with what a professional footbal- oh.

All you have to do is say the name Marc Jacobs and people who know their stuff will tell you that you won't be able to fill a wardrobe full of his creations for less than ?30. That's more for the fashion ‘working class’ like us, who?ll have to stick to Primark onesies and tear-stained sweatshirts.

A jumper from Marc Jacobs is likely to set you back ?400+. All because people are morons and pay the price for organic, free range camel pubes. You know, as opposed to those ones you get from battery camels.

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Oh Dear Lord, No – Victoria Beckham To Get Naked

March 31st, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Victoria Beckham naked T-shirt Marc JacobsWhat with the imminant Spice Girls reunion, the accompanying braindead Tesco adverts and the multimillionaire footballer husband, you'd think that Victoria Beckham was probably doing OK for publicity at the moment.

But since we understand that Victoria Beckham's quest for attention won't rest until all TV stations show nothing but an unsmiling image of her face, all newborn babies are genetically altered to look just like her and planet Earth is renamed planet Victoria Beckham Isn't An Idiot Actually, she's not satisfied with any of this. And that's presumably why Victoria Beckham has decided to get naked. However, Victoria Beckham is only getting naked for a new T-shirt design, putting to rest any fears that she's going to strip off in the middle of Picadilly Circus screaming "LOVE ME!" over and over again until she starts crying and someone from St John's Ambulance has to take her for a sit down and a nice cup of tea. 

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