Boy George Guilty Of Chaining Up That Whore Of His Bald, fat, previously androgynous 1980s homosexual popstars, let this be a lesson - no beating up manwhores with a chain. We're being serious. It doesn't go down well at all. Boy George, king of the bald, fat, previously androgynous 1980s homosexual popstars, has been found guilty of handcuffing a Norwegian male prostitute to a wall, beating him with a chain and threatening to kill him, and now he's probably going to jail for it. It just goes to show - never copy Boy George. It was true when you decided to decided to grow those nasty white-boy dreadlocks and it's true now.

Boy George: “OK, I Did Chain That Norwegian Manwhore Up” Remember when that male prostitute said Boy George chained him to a wall, hit him and threatened to kill him? Well, turns out it's true. Partially - Boy George has admitted that he did handcuff Audun Carlsen up, and that he did hit him a bit, but only consensually. But Boy George swears that he wasn't going to kill him, because a dead manwhore wouldn't be great for his career. Remember, Boy George once painted his jaw black and pretended to be David Bowie on Celebrity Stars In Their Eyes, so he obviously knows a great career move when he sees one.

Boy George Manwhore-Chaining Trial Date Set

We've never chained a male escort to the wall of our house and then threatened him a bunch of times, but we were open to the possibility of it until Boy George arsed it all up by getting arrested for that very thing.

Now, if we ever found ourselves in the situation where we'd chained a male Norwegian prostitute to a wall against his will, not only would we have to suffer the ignominy of knowing that we're basically just following in Boy George's footsteps, but we'll also be acutely aware that we'd probably end up in court for it - as Boy George has found for himself, since he's just been in court learning that his formal trial will begin on February 25. It sounds bad for Boy George, but it isn't - we hear that spending Christmas day dreading the thought of being criminally prosecuted for chaining a male escort to a wall is the absolute must-have trend in Milan this season.