Kelly Brook, the only girl who comes anywhere near matching the sheer loveliness of Zooey Deschanel, is off the market again by the looks of it.

The buxom British babe, star of Piranha 3D and? probably something else none of us can quite think of right now, apart from that issue of Playboy she got her norks out for obviously.

Apparently the lovely Kelly has jetted off to the Maldives with her ex Danny Caprisun, a bloke what plays Rugby, that sport where big men give each other special hugs whilst wearing tight tops and shorts.