Adam Lambert is like a pop T Rex. He’s a little gyrating glamour-puss with a penchant for being as camp as he damn well pleases. Seeing as this is ‘coming out’ week, we feel we should applaud him for ramming his gayness down people’s throats. Apart from those consenting, we don’t mean that literally.
Anyway, as we all know, there are a lot of simple minded, slackjawed simpletons out there who, for reasons not clear to anyone, think that it’s their business where someone they’ve never met might want to stick their engorged member.
Over in Malaysia, there’s an Islamist opposition party who have stomped their angry little feet and demanded that authorities cancel a planned concert by Lambert, just in case they become aroused by him and have to flog themselves into a coma with their own disgust.
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Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable.
Imagine, if you will, that you are a burglar of the utmost skill. You patiently search neighbourhood after neighbourhood looking for the perfect house to rob – and then you find one. There are at least ten newspapers on the front porch, mail is spilling out of the box and there are two cars in the driveway with at least a foot of snow covering the both of them.
You breeze on into their living room, fill a pillowcase with all their valuables – but then you can’t leave because a freaking ghost won’t let you.
Literally.
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Avril Lavigne has been called many things – ‘an irritating little twit’, ‘a moody, half-arsed performer’ and even (cruelest of the cruel) ‘married to that fat-faced one from Sum 41′.
What she seemingly has never been called though, is ‘too sexy’. Until now. Ahead of an upcoming tour around Asia, the youth wing of the Pan-Malaysian Islamic Party have raised issue with the Canadian poplet with the dead eyes. For being too sexy.
The world can be a very odd place. Now, we understand it may be a more conservative way of life over there, but calling Avril Lavigne ‘too sexy’ is akin to calling Brooke Hogan a ‘purveyor of finely thought out political commentary’ – it just doesn’t fit. How, exactly, is looking really bored on stage considered sexy, even in a culture where sexuality is somewhat repressed, or hidden away?
Answers on a postcard.
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Adam Lambert is like a pop T Rex. He’s a little gyrating glamour-puss with a penchant for being as camp as he damn well pleases. Seeing as this is ‘coming out’ week, we feel we should applaud him for ramming his gayness down people’s throats. Apart from those consenting, we don’t mean that literally.
