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Top 10 Popstar Posessions

by Mof Gimmers

John Lennon once sang “Imagine no possessions, I wonder if you can?” Well actually, we can’t. We love rockstars and the daft things that define them. What would Lady GaGa be without her myriad of oddball possessions? Natasha Bedingfield, that’s who… and no-one wanted her in the first place. And so, after seeing the little [...]

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Madonna Endorses ‘Born To Vogue Yourself This Way’, Or Whatever It’s Called

by Amy Grindhouse

Lady Gaga has decided that wearing obnoxious fashion is no longer the key to the number of records sold. It’s better to stick horn-shaped prosthetics to one’s face and shoulders and copy and paste late 80′s pop music. The singer displayed the monster make-over at the Grammy Awards; something that appeared to go largely unnoticed [...]

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Justin Bieber Thinks GaGa’s Egg Was Weird, Which Isn’t Surprising

by Mof Gimmers

Around 9 months ago, Justin Bieber was a bunch of sperms approaching an egg. One of those sperms got lucky and dived straight into the egg and created a hideous, haircut that could sing and dance. With that in mind, it isn’t surprising that much of the world confuses poor little Biebles. In the past [...]

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Lady Gaga Eggsplodes Out Of A Giant Plastic Shell At The Grammys

by Paul Gibson

The Grammys have witnessed a fair amount of crazy popstar shenanigans over the years: think of Chris Brown blatting then-girlfriend Rihanna’s face in with his tiny fists (2009); and Jennifer Lopez shooting to fame by wearing a boob-enhancing dress in 2000. But this year’s Grammy ceremony has delivered surely the maddest nonsense ever, with pop [...]

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Lady GaGa Writes The Campest Song Ever With Born This Way (Madonna Furious)

by Mof Gimmers

For the first time, Madonna is lying on the canvass without much hope of getting up. She can clamber up the ropes all she wants, but essentially, she’s the Apollo Creed of pop and Lady GaGa is the Italian Stallion, bouncing around with a fist cocked. Madge has been the undisputed queen of anthemic pop [...]

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Madonna To Look Like Withered Testicle Next To Young, Firm Glee Cast For Mooted Tour

by Mof Gimmers

Remember Madonna? Of course you do! She was the star of Body of Evidence and Swept Away! She’s released a few records as well, which have done alright. You’ll remember she was behind tunes such as ‘American Pie’ and ‘Don’t Cry For Me Argentina’. She definitely wrote those. Anyway, Madonna’s stock has fallen of late [...]

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Taylor Momsen Too Busy Applying Eyeshadow To Remain Madonna’s Material Girl

by Amy Grindhouse

Taylor Momsen is no longer the face and eyeshadow of Madonna and her daughter Lourdes Leon’s Material Girl fashion line. For some reason, fashion lines associated with Madonna don’t sell themselves. While we work out why not, and why her 14-year-old daughter wasn’t the first spokesmodel for her own teenage fashion line, we’ll just let [...]

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty

Early and late. Folded: For Your Height Only (3ft tall Bond kicking ass? You’re welcome) Michael Douglas photobombing (love this guy) The King’s Speech poised to win the world (oh, but it is jolly good) A man from the early nineties singing (your bodyweight in crisps for whoever has the guts to admit how great [...]

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Want To Look Haggard And Sinewy? Let Madonna’s Chain Of Gyms Help!

by Mof Gimmers

There’s no questioning Madonna’s ability to sell a record or two is there? There’s not much better than hearing ‘Into The Groove’ on a Friday night. Even some of her more recent work has sold a bucket load. However, it’s elsewhere in life she seems utterly hopeless. She’s rubbish at having relationships and even worse [...]

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You Were Never Meant to See Madonna Looking Sinewy, Okay?

by Amy Grindhouse

The fact that you weren’t supposed to see Madonna’s chicken cutlet cheeks and sinewy arms, without them first being glossed over with an airbrush, is no real surprise. Pictures leaked, last week, that showed the singer looking haggard. Well, looking her actual age. And that’s got the 52-year-old hopping mad. Well, okay. She’s more punching [...]

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