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Lady GaGa Wants To Be Talked At In A Cockney Accent For Some Unfathomable Reason

by Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa is a real Europhile. She loves Europop, castles, actually having history that’s older than a hundred years and our general fondness for vague xenophobia for each other (presumably). And Britain has a special place in GaGa’s diamond studded heart. How so? Well, it has been reported that GaGa loves Ol’ Blighty to such [...]

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Lady GaGa Talks About Slow Death Thanks To Leakage

by Mof Gimmers

Lady Gaga is dying thanks to her leaking?! Oh god! What’s happening?! Is all her blood slowly spilling out of her tiny frame? It is probably something to do with her new pointy face bits, right? HER OWN FACE IS KILLING HER OH MY GOD! Wait. What? Oh. Lady GaGa isn’t dying, rather, she’s talking [...]

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Lady GaGa’s ‘Judas’ Cover Upsets Fans And The Song Upsets The Stupid Christians

by Mof Gimmers

Yesterday, we spoke about Lady GaGa being a motorbike. Apparently, the image (pictured right) is her new album cover and… well… it is fair to say that it isn’t in-line with her usual arthaus image. With GaGa gathering up bug-eyed devotees like some kind of rampaging pop-missionary, there are those who are howling with rage! [...]

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Lady Gaga Is More Transformer Than Hermaphrodite

by Matthew Laidlow

To be a pop star these days, it isn’t as easy as releasing an album, going on tour and doing the occasional interview. Once we realise that selling out arenas around the world is just another of our shattered dreams, we leech on to someone who accomplished their dream and monitor every move they like, [...]

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Taylor Momsen Is Serious About Music, But Alas, Not So Much About Putting Clothes On

by Mof Gimmers

Taylor Momsen, is like, totally serious about her music and wants us all to know that, despite distracting us from said music by constantly getting her lady baps out, this really isn’t a “vanity” project. Of course, you’ll definitely know Momsen from her role as Jenny Humphrey in Gossip Girl. However, she’s been effectively thrown [...]

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Lady Gaga Falls Off A Piano And That’s About It

by Matthew Laidlow

The antics of Lady Gaga don’t surprise us anymore. With recent escapades seeing the Poker Face singer encased inside a giant egg and wearing a meat dress that made every vegan around the world do a universal cry, she can’t really be considered normal. If Eliza Doolittle tried the same stunts, she’d be branded a [...]

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School In Malawi Collapses Thanks To Stupid Madonna

by Mof Gimmers

Madonna is a maniac. She is. You knew that right? She’s gone on a rampage in Malawi and destroyed a school building just because she isn’t as successful or credible as she used to be. It’s an awful, awful state of affairs. Other schools in impoverished African countries have been put on high-alert as officials [...]

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The Only Person Still Stalking Madonna Gets Arrested

by Mof Gimmers

It’s the end of an era folks. The last remaining stalker that Madonna could call her own has finally been arrested, leaving her with only people who vaguely recognise her left on this godforsaken planet. That’s right, like the death of the dodo and the velociraptor (incidentally, both of these creatures share looks with Madge), [...]

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DECODED: Lady GaGa’s Born This Way Video

by Mof Gimmers

When Lady GaGa releases a new promotional video for a song, everyone takes note. Why? Well, we’re not entirely sure but she really has managed to make an event out of the most mundane things. Not to say her videos are mundane, rather, she’s by no means the first artist to make a promo video [...]

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Top 10 Popstar Posessions

by Mof Gimmers

John Lennon once sang “Imagine no possessions, I wonder if you can?” Well actually, we can’t. We love rockstars and the daft things that define them. What would Lady GaGa be without her myriad of oddball possessions? Natasha Bedingfield, that’s who… and no-one wanted her in the first place. And so, after seeing the little [...]

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