Portrait Of Madonna’s Saggy Tits Fails To Sell At one point in time, Madonna was a feminine woman who graced the charts without having to flex her arse at us. Even perverts liked her - they got to see ropey porn featuring cars and candle wax. Now she’s bulked up so much that if you sticky-taped a drawing of a willy over her lady tunnel, she'd legally be classified as a bloke. Over the years, she has moved on to other career paths. These include picking up an African child as her new plaything and divorcing Guy Richie. Someone captured their time together in a painting which we’d sum up as rubbish. Arty people seem to agree too - nobody bought it.