This week we say…
Folded:
- Edinburgh Fringe Festival (kicks off 7th August so start thinking about what you’d like to see)
- Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood (it’ll do until Red Dead Redemption gets here next year)
- Dominic West (he’s from Sheffield. Who knew?)
- Brotherhood of the Wolf (if you’ve not seen this by now you really should – it’s bonkers)
- The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (pants compared to the original, but for a completely unnecessary remake it passes the time)
Creased:
- Edinburgh Tattoo (also begins 7th August. The Swiss Drum Corps are there. Hey, it’s your money)
- It’s scary Madonna time again (pray this is Photoshop)
- Prototype (frustrating bloody nonsense)
- Coca-Cola milkshake (no, we’ve not tried it, but for goodness sake who would want to?)
- I Gotta Feeling by Black Eyed Peas (could be their worse song ever. Sounds like it was written for a kids birthday party)
Madonna is the material girl – specifically the materials of elastoplast, tubigrip and whatever colostomy bags are made from.
