So Madonna fell off that horse because a photographer – possibly working for Old Bags On Saddles magazine – spooked it.
And it’s true. It’s true because Madonna’s rep Liz Rosenberg said it was true, and everything she says is true, with the possible exception of most of the things she says. But apparently, according to the incident’s police report, the paparazzi played no part in Madonna’s little topple whatsoever.
It’s a shame, because we assumed that Madonna now hurts herself whenever there’s a photographer around. Oh well, we’ll just have to cancel her photoshoot at the rusty spike factory, we suppose.
Madonna is the material girl – specifically the materials of elastoplast, tubigrip and whatever colostomy bags are made from.
