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WEBTHUMP! 7 July 2010

by Stuart Heritage

10 – If you don’t listen to this podcast before the end of the day, you are a helmet – Darkbeige.podbean 9 – The TV hat: sort of amazing, really – Watchwithmothers 8 – Mullets are illegal in Iran. Good. – AmyGrindhouse 7 – Oh go on then: here’s the world’s best ju-jitsu granny – [...]

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Mad Men Season 3 – DVD Review

by David Scarborough

Here at Hecklerspray, we are an esteemed bunch of distinguished gentlemen (with the odd stylish woman thrown in for good measure). We’ve been known to put on a suit, slick on the Brylcreem and slap a lady on the derriere – we’re only human after all. So it’s no surprise then that we are all [...]

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This Just In: Christina Hendricks Is Quite Pretty

by Stuart Heritage

Until now, Christina Hendricks has been suffering – slaving away on a show that barely anyone watches.

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Mad Men Become Barbie Dolls: The Wire Boglins To Follow

by Stuart Heritage

Kids these days don’t know they’re born. What did we have to play with growing up? Lumps of coal and dysentery, that’s what.

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Christina Hendricks Didn’t Realise Her Mammoth Boobs Were Different

by Amy Grindhouse

Christina Hendricks is fooling no one, the cheeky strumpet. Christina is on the cover of New York magazine’s latest issue. More specifically, her milkmaid-sized comedy breasts are falling out of a too-tight corset on the cover of New York magazine. Putting her on the cover dressed like that is a foolish move on the part [...]

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The Emmy Awards: Big TV Love-In Update

by Josh Burt

Like movie stars and music moguls, television people like nothing better than an evening of expensive outfits, impressive golden statuettes changing hands, and beautiful faces all sitting around telling one another just how brilliant they all are at their jobs. It’s only a shame that such wonderful nights out don’t stretch into normal jobs. We [...]

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty

Tennis and table tennis.

Folded:

* Saturday Morning Watchmen cartoon (commission this now. This second. Now)
* Lifegoesonintehran.com (remarkable photographs, all taken on a camera phone no less)
* Internet banking (never waste another Saturday afternoon queuing up again. You will probably lose all your money when someone hacks into your account, but by the end of this year you won’t have any left anyway)
* Crumbs! (when did she get so hot?)
* Wheelman (awful graphics, awful dialogue, absolutely terrific fun. Airjack, dude!)

Creased:

* Misery (been one heck of a week for it)
* Fearne Cotton vomiting her way up Kilimanjaro (looks like those nights spent slumped at a glass table are taking their toll)
* Dresses over jeans (ladies, imagine your man wearing his dressing gown over his jeans. Imagine how pleased you’d be. There you go)
* Only thirteen episodes per season of Mad Men (makes us mad. And it’s unlucky)
* People who always want to make you a cup of tea (we don’t all drink it, you know? How about offering a beer instead? Can’t think of a better way to mark 9.30 in the morning)

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The Emmys Happen. That’s About It

by Stuart Heritage

Everyone loves the Emmys. They’re just like The Oscars, only duller and so full of Ryan Seacrest that even his own mother sort of gets bored of looking at him by the end.

The Emmys took place last night, and they were a special Emmys, too – the 60th anniversary of the ceremony. So which megawatt uberstar got to mark this prestigious moment? The fanny-faced bloke from Deal Or No Deal, that’s who. And Ryan Seacrest. Naturally.

But, hey, who won at the Emmys last night? Well, Mad Men picked up the most prestigious award! And 30 Rock scooped several others! And blah! And snore! And honk!

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