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Christina Hendricks is a real inspiration to allegedly real women. This is mainly because she’s got curves which are acceptably not-fat.
Disagree? Stop thinking about her large breasts then. Fact is, this pin-up for wimminkind is just as objectified as any other fancied human. No-one likes her for her brains or what she’d said. As far as history is concerned, she’s never spoken a word, ever. Still, at least she hates children. Read More >>>
Matthew Vaughn (producer/director of Kick Ass, X Men: First Class, Lock Stock etc) is finding himself in the middle of a baby drama. That’s not to say he’s remaking Three Men And A Little Lady, but rather, everyone thinks he’s got someone pregnant who isn’t his partner.
Everyone is talking behind their hands and saying that he’s the father of the thing that is currently growing inside of Mad Men’s January Jones. Yes, that’s her real name. And yes, she was born in January.
Now, January Jones is an attractive lady, so you may well think ‘Cuh! There ain’t a hope in hell that someone with a face like that could have sexual relations with a hottie like her!’, but you must remember that Vaughn is currently shacked up with Claudia Schiffer.
What’s a really bad television series to re-boot? Would it be the one that was on at the fag-end of the Seventies that your Dad showed an unhealthy interest in and that gifted you with nothing more than unsettling memories of your parents arguing as you were hurriedly sent to bed amid accusations from your mother directed at your father of infidelity with “that bloody telly whore”.
Yeah. That one.
So why not re-invigorate the whole sorry affair for a new generation, and release some pictures of new star Adrianne Palicki wearing a PVC costume that suggests that she is preparing to attend the world’s tackiest hen night?
The world of filmed media is going comic book crazy at the moment. They’ve finally realised that there’s a whole bunch of stories out there, with the tone, setting and image already nailed, waiting to be turned into a moving picture. Duh.
And the latest reboot is Wonder Woman, cashing in not only on comic book nerds, but fans of the camp ’70s TV series which featured Lynda Carter.
The lady who’ll be playing our Amazonette is Adrianne Palicki who you’ve probably never heard of. Unless, of course, you’re a teenager who has stared longingly at her breasts online for a while.
Christina Hendricks is a woman. Obviously. We know this because of her gigantic breasts. Of course, because she isn’t particularly thin, she’s become the go-to woman for fatties to promote ‘curves’.
Alas, ‘curves’ is just as unattainable as the supposed ‘size zero’ because ‘curves’ tends to mean ‘massive boobs and an impossibly tiny waist and holding your stomach in during photoshoots’ as opposed to one continual curve that makes you look like the letter ‘O’. A letter ‘O’ covered in kebab meat.
Anyway, Hendricks is seen as a struck blow for wimmin’s lib, despite the fact she’s objectified just as much as any other famous, attractive human. And this particular lady is probably going to be the next Wonder Woman.
When will programme makers learn? You take something to satellite TV and you pretty much guarantee that the vast majority of people move on and find something else to love. Look at Richard and Judy’s career. Only 3 people watched The Wire away from the box-set versions, and they were mental fanboys who never stopped talking about it.
And so, the same will happen with Mad Men. Yes indeed, it’s bad news for you fans of the show as you will have to pay to watch the series from next year, with BSkyB having offered a significantly larger sum than the BBC currently forks out.
We’re afraid you’ll have to stare at Christina Hendrick’s clothes/tits online from now on. Read More >>>
This week in good and bad.
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10 - What’s the worst thing about this picture of Linda Hogan? Oh, that’s right, ALL OF IT – AmyGrindhouse
9 - Previously, on Rock Soap Opera – Rock Soap Opera
8 - One film review a day for a year. This is glorious – 7films
7 - Here’s a robot using artificial intelligence to flip pancakes. Hey, maybe Terminators will be a force for good after all! - Geekologie
