Dancing With The Stars is easily the best show on television. No, wait, not best – we meant least accurately titled.
It’s true. None of the words correlate. For one, the Dancing With The Stars contestants aren’t actually stars, let alone the definitive star collection that the titular use of the word ‘The’ suggests. Second, their graceless plodding technically isn’t dancing. Third, we’re not dancing with anyone – we’re just watching. Really it should be called Looking At Some People You Vaguely Recognise Clump Around A Bit.
Anyway, Dancing With The Stars is back. Who’s in it? Find out after the jump.
