If a random person stopped you in the street and told aliens were invading, you'd assume he was a mentalist and move on. Opinions are like arseholes really, everybody has one and unless you create a Facebook group, nobody will know or care what you think. Reach celebrity status however and all of a sudden people will dribble at each moronic word spouted.

Paul McCartney has reached this stage. Before become a spokesperson for vegetables, he played in a vaguely successfully band called The Beatles and had hit songs including ‘Hey Punch And Judy’, ‘Ha’penny Lane’ and ‘Back In The MFI’.

The music legend gave up eating the flesh of animals in the 1970?s and then proceeded to tell us why we should as well. Frankly, we're bored of him harping on. Perhaps he's realised that nobody cares and, is instead, spreading the message of cucumbers to India.