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Cara Delevingne and Paris Jackson Caught Smooching

March 25th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I have decided from here on out, whenever a celebrity is caught kissing another celebrity I am going to refer to it as “smooching”, just because in my delirious 8 and a half months pregnant mind, that seems HILARIOUS. Anyway, supermodel and mediocre actress Cara Delevingne was recently caught smooching Paris “I identify as a black woman” Jackson, while double-dating with Paris’ godfather Macaulay Culkin and his girlfriend, Brenda Song.

I’m sure there’s a joke to be written that starts with “A lesbian supermodel, Michael Jackson’s daughter, the kid from Home Alone, and London Tipton walk into a bar…”, but I’m far too lazy to come up with it.

Rejoice: Macaulay Culkin is Hot Again!

July 27th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Before y’all come at me with “When was Macaulay Culkin ever hot?” let me remind you of the early-2000s when he was dating Mila Kunis, starring in movies like “Saved” and “Party Monster” and was 100% bangable, ok? Ok. Anyway, for a few years now Macaulay Culkin has looked like a crack addicted drifter/Rickety Cricket from “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”, so the world (aka me) was SHOOK to see him stepping out this week looking pretty good.

Culkin was spotted out and about on what seemed like a date with actress Brenda Song who a) is a totally cutie, and b) was previously engaged to Miley Cyrus’ brother, Trace, so even if she was spotted with cracked out looking Macaulay this would still be a step up for her.

Paris Jackson and Macaulay Culkin Are Cute Asf

December 19th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Christmas is less than a week away so I figured I’d blog about some things that are really important at the holidays: family and Macaulay Culkin.

When most people think of Michael Jackson and young boys, they get some pretty bad images in their heads, so people often forget that MJ apparently did have a very genuine and I guess borderline healthy friendship with Macaulay Culkin, so much so that he made Macaulay the godfather to his daughter, Paris, who it seems he’s still close with even after MJ’s death.

5 Failed Former Child Stars Ruined By Hollywood

September 26th, 2012 By Chris Starr

A lot of charity time and effort, as well as money, is misguided. People – forget about your telethons for Haiti and the victims of famine and drought in Africa. There’s a much more pressing need for your dimes, dollars and cents – and celebrities’ time. It’s the plight of the failed former child star.

Once feted by their peers in Tinseltown, these bright young things are chewed up and spit out, never to return again to the limelight. They’re malnourished, but with fame, not food. They need your help more than pot-bellied African orphans or war dead ever do. Think of them when you’re considering donating to a charity, because God knows they need it.

Do You Want To See Some Distressing Pictures Of Macaulay Culkin?

February 10th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

You may remember him from Home Alone and Uncle Buck, but there’s much more to?Macaulay Culkin than those two films. Actually, now you mention it, there isn’t. That’s all he’s ever done. Ever.?

Okay, that’s not really true either.

The other thing Culkin is famed for is the fact he had the temerity to grow older and develop into an increasingly less-cute thing on its hind legs. He basically went from adorable and annoying, to forgettable and hideous. HOWEVER! He’s back in the news and people are pointing at his cheek bones and gurgling at how appallingly thin he is… and yes, we’ve got the pictures.

Disturbing Rubber-Faced Star Dates Macaulay Culkin

January 24th, 2011 By Michael Park

It must be really awful to be Macaulay Culkin at the moment. First his success as an actor is suddenly outstripped by his slightly less off-putting brother Kieran and then he lost girlfriend Mila Kunis to Natalie Portman’s loving embrace.

Oh… we’ve just found out that’s not real. That’s disappointing. Anyway- they still broke up whether she’s cosying up to Portman or not.

Now it seems that the star of the Home Alone films and not much else is taking refuge in the cavernous vagina of Spanish ‘adult actress’ Irene Lopez.