Amy Winehouse: Now Responsible For Educating Toffs Amy Winehouse might look like a scab-covered drug addict on a misery-filled plunge into self-destruction, but really she's just the new Sir Walter Raleigh. It's true - ask anyone from the 1570s what the big news of the day was and they'll tell you it was Sir Walter Raleigh crawling round Camden on his hands and knees all shitfaced on Ketamine with a crazy Marge Simpson wig balanced precariously on top of his head. That's why Amy Winehouse and Sir Walter Raleigh are so alike. Oh, and also there's a Cambridge University English paper asking students to compare Amy Winehouse's lyrics to As You Came from the Holy Land by Sir Walter Raleigh. Students, here's a clue - the one that breaks off in the middle to shout "Blakey! My BLAAAAAAAKE!" at nobody in particular probably isn't Sir Walter Raleigh.

Robbie Williams Is Very Sorry For All His Bad Lies

We've known for some time that 'sorry' isn't the hardest thing for Robbie Williams to say - because that would be "Cream cakes? No thanks, I'm full."

And just to prove how quick to apologise he is, Robbie Williams has just said sorry to former Take That manager Nigel Martin Smith because he claimed in a song that Smith was a thief who stole funds from Take That's earnings when actually he wasn't. And it was one of the most heartfelt apologies we've ever heard, with a lawyer making a forced, court-ruled apology on behalf of Robbie Williams in his absence to a lawyer accepting the apology on behalf of Nigel Martin Smith in his absence in a courtroom. However, it's not all good news - if Robbie Williams is back in the news, does that mean he's famous again?