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5 Creepy TV Characters You Don’t Want to Meet in a Back Alley

September 11th, 2013 By Roberta

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Goody two shoes might be popular, but creepy characters make for much more interesting television, wouldn’t you agree?

Ages ago we heard someone say on Oprah – when you see crazy, cross the street! (feel free to judge us, like you never watched Oprah?) But we can all agree that it is getting difficult to discern the creeps from the non-creeps.

Television is handy that way because, unlike in real life, you can tell a creep a mile off (plus if they annoy you, you can throw a slipper at the TV and no-one will get offended). A short list of some our favorite creepy TV characters is below, feel free to share you favorites in the comments.

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Emmy Awards Nominations 2011! Hurray! Let Us Roundly Mock The Choices!

July 15th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Hurray! Another utterly pointless awards ceremony is rolling into our collective consciousness to make us take sides between things that can actually be enjoyed simultaneously!

Of course, the real winners in all of this are America’s coke-dealers and the Emmy Awards is timed perfectly so that the dope pushers will have a really bumper Christmas this year. Plastic surgeons are also stocking up on septum repair kits too. How amazingly heartwarming.

The Emmys, as you definitely know, celebrate the best in American television and will be held on Sunday, September 18th… shown on Fox who everyone hates at the moment. And the big guns making vague headlines are Modern Family (*shrug*) and the utter dross that is The Big Bang Theory. In drama, the wonderful trio of Mad Men, Game of Thrones, and The Good Wife bag several nominations. Let us peer at the rest of the nominations over the jump.

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

August 4th, 2012 By Chris Laverty

What's in and what’s out for the cool kids this week.

Folded:

  • Eurovision! (the campest Euro-crap pop imaginable. Who else loved it?)
  • Luther (his first name?s even John!! Well into so bad it's good territory)
  • Ultra Culture screening Trash Humpers (which looks bizarre, but in a good way)
  • Arjun Rajyagor (to win! TO WIN!)
  • These jeans from 1905 (for goodness sake end all the macrobiotic and baggy. Let's all smoke cigars and wear braces)

Creased:

  • Eurovision! (we came last!)
  • The EIFF?s late announcing of this year?s line-up (was not helping anyone, guys. Good job they nabbed Toy Story 3)
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