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Big Brother Betting Odds: Dale Out Tonight?

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Eight housemates face eviction from Big Brother tonight, and Sara isn’t one of them. Seriously, why even bother?

Instead, the Big Brother housemates who will all be holding their sphincters in as tightly as possible at about 10:30 tonight are Kat, Darnell, Dale, Stuart, Mohamed, Luke, Rex and Rachel. One of them has to go. We know. Just one. Life sucks, doesn’t it?

So here are the Big Brother betting odds for the eviction of Luke, Dale, Rachel, Rex and Stuart for you to work backwards with, courtesy of Paddy Power…

Big Brother Betting Odds: Nine Housemates Up, Kat To Win?

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

It’s guaranteed that Big Brother will lose one of its favourites to win this week – Friday’s eviction is between nine housemates.

Although the Big Brother eviction was just meant to be between Dale and Luke, a bunch of other housemates decided to discuss nominations in the form of hopeless football metaphors that even a child could decode. So that means that Dale, Luke, Darnell, Kat, Maysoon, Mohamed, Rachael, Rex and Stuart are all up for Big Brother eviction this week. We’ll be discussing that tomorrow, you lucky dogs.

But today, who’s going to win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Dale, Darnell, Luke and Kat, with help from Paddy Power…

Big Brother Betting Odds: Darnell, Mo & Bex Up, Dale To Win?

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

We’ve just been told that last week’s Big Brother eviction was the lowest-rated for seven years. Time for a party!

Why? Don’t you see? It means that hardly anyone got to see Belinda! And the fewer people who are aware of Belinda, the less chance we have of ever hearing from her again! It’s not quite the humane abattoir-style stun-gun and throat-slit dispatch we’d envisioned, but it’s close enough.

Anyway, we’ll get to Darnell, Mohamed and Rebecca tomorrow – because they’re all up for eviction this week – but for now, who’ll win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Dale, Darnell, Luke and Kat, with help from Paddy Power…

Big Brother Betting Odds: Rex & Belinda Up, Luke To Win?

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Another week, another Big Brother eviction looming – this time Rex and Belinda face the boot, posing a series of tricky questions.

Who gets your vote to go? Is it Belinda, perhaps the most annoying Big Brother housemate left this year; or Rex, who’s much less annoying but only because he’s basically just a big waste of massive ginger skin? Oh, let’s just evict them both. And when we say ‘evict’ we mean ‘waterboard’. And when we say ‘both’ we mean ‘all Big Brother housemates.’ Let’s waterboard all Big Brother housemates.

Eviction betting odds tomorrow, but for now – who’s going to win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Dale, Darnell, Luke and Kat, with help from Paddy Power…

Big Brother Betting Odds: Mario & Bex Up, Darnell To Win?

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

On Friday, Big Brother will either lose an odd-faced self-important shrieker with gigantic boobs, or Rebecca.

That’s because Mario is also up for eviction. Ha! Do you see what we did there? We are clever. But anyway, yes, it’s been announced that Mario and Rebecca have been nominated for Big Brother eviction, and for once we’re torn about who we want to go. Oh, can’t we just humanely gas them both?

We’ll come to the Big Brother eviction odds tomorrow, but for now we’d better finish up our weekly look at the Big Brother betting odds to win for Mikey, Rex, Luke, Darnell and Kat, with help from Paddy Power…

Big Brother Betting Odds: Jen & Rex Up, Kat To Win? Yay!

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

The Big Brother housemates have spoken – Jennifer and Rex are the housemates nominated for eviction. It’s smudger Vs smudgee, dull Vs borderline hysterical, idiot Vs, um, idiot.

Who’ll be evicted? It’s so hard to decide, isn’t it, because both Jen and Rex bring so much to the Big Brother table. If Jennifer gets evicted the Big Brother house will be far less catty and spiteful, while if Rex goes it’ll be less… we dunno, ginger? It’s a close call, that’s for sure.

Eviction odds tomorrow, but for now here are the Big Brother betting odds to win for Rachel, Mikey, Luke, Darnell and Kat, with help from Paddy Power…

Big Brother Betting Odds: Kathreya To Win? Well, Yes, Obviously

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

You can tell a lot about Big Brother housemates by the simple things they do. By being on Big Brother, for instance, you can kind of tell that they’re all hopeless spackwads.

But how they act about being nominated is another pretty good indicator. Take Mohamed and Sylvia, for example. When Mohamed realised he was facing eviction, he was all smiles and hugs and warmth. However, Sylvia took a different path on hearing the news, basically going “Wergh wergh wergh wergh wergh,” at an uncomfortable pitch for about seven hours. Who’ll go? We’ll tell you tomorrow.

But for now, who’ll win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Rachel, Darnell, Mikey, Luke and Kathreya, with help from Paddy Power…