Articles tagged with: luggage
Calvin Harris may be a lot of things but a good musician slash DJ is not one of them.
So it comes as very good slash nice news that, on route to the UK from the US, baggage handlers lost the baggage that happened to contain a laptop on which the only copy of his second album was stored.
If God existed we would thank him right now.
The Heathrow Terminal 5 situation is worse than we thought - it's managed to make Naomi Campbell angry, and nothing makes Naomi Campbell angry. Wait, sorry, that's a typo. That last bit should have read 'everything makes Naomi Campbell angry. Everything. Even buttercups and pictures of big-eyed bunny rabbits. Everything.' Sorry.
So Naomi Campbell got angry at Heathrow airport. How angry? Arrested for attacking a policeman angry. That's good anger but not great anger, Naomi, and we're a little bit disappointed. Next time try kicking a wing off or hiding a bomb in your shoe or something.
