Ludacris – as evidenced by his songs Move Bitch, Pimpin’ All Over The World and that one about having hoes in different area codes – is a philanthropist.
No, really, he is. You can see how much Ludacris loves humanity by looking at the films that he’s made. Max Payne, Gamer, Crash, Hustle & Flow – each and every one of them a shiny rainbow of responsible positivity. And because shooting people in films and singing about horrible sex with Thai prostitutes has made Ludacris the man he is, he’s decided to give something back to the people.
No, not chlamydia, silly. Cars.
