The people that count themselves as extreme sportsmen and women are irritating aren’t they? They’ve bought into a lifestyle that gives them instant cool points with young attractive people as they pop-shovit and grind their way around your town with their awful tattoos.

Meanwhile, you stand by, offering absolutely nothing to the world, seething with rage. If only you’d become good at skating instead of table tennis when you were young.

However, with most skaters being scrawny blokes with greasy hair and chipped teeth, you can hoot with derision and point out that, while they may have cool points, they’ll never be as engrossing as young attractive women in hot pants.