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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty on June 6, 2008 15 Comments

The great and the suck for this week.

Folded:

  • Composer Michael Hunter (Soviet Connection – awesome tune. What next for this Scottish prodigy?)
  • Pising in the Driving Seat (“Having lived life in the fast lane for well over a decade, it’s no surprise to me that my back hair’s begun to fall out”)
  • Cadbury’s ‘Twisted’ (a Creme Egg in a bar. Better than a Twix anyway)
  • Indiana Jones icons (so the new movie was a bit of a letdown, at least you can reminisce about the old ones with these pointless little desktop doobries)
  • Lucinda (an annoying moaner really, but she knew how to dress)

Creased:

  • House prices drop, rental prices go up (been to an estate agent recently? Congratulations, you can afford to live in a box)
  • Summer of Big Brother idiots again (surely not one sane person over 15 years old actually looks forward to this ‘event’ anymore?)
  • GTA IV Obsession (you can’t go around saying “If you don’t mind” all the time in real life, people don’t like it)
  • Cheesy feet (then don’t wear shoes and no socks in or slippers in summer; don’t wear slippers at all in fact)
  • Alex (he probably sleeps in a onesie at home. Big baby)
The great and the suck for this week. Folded: * Composer Michael Hunter (Soviet Connection – awesome tune. What next for this Scottish prodigy?) * Pising in the Driving Seat (“Having lived life in the fast lane for well over a decade, it's no surprise to me that my back hair's begun to fall out”) * Cadbury’s ‘Twisted’ (a Creme Egg in a bar. Better than a Twix anyway) * Indiana Jones icons (so the new movie was a bit of a letdown, at least you can reminisce about the old ones with these pointless little desktop doobries) * Lucinda (an annoying moaner really, but she knew how to dress) Creased: * House prices drop, rental prices go up (been to an estate agent recently? Congratulations, you can afford to live in a box) * Summer of Big Brother idiots again (surely not one sane person over 15 years old actually looks forward to this ‘event’ anymore?) * GTA IV Obsession (you can’t go around saying “If you don’t mind” all the time in real life, people don’t like it) * Cheesy feet (then don’t wear shoes and no socks in or slippers in summer; don’t wear slippers at all in fact) * Alex (he probably sleeps in a onesie at home. Big baby)