Articles tagged with: Luciana
Matt Damon Has Another Kid: Hasn’t Sold it Out Yet
Matt Damon has gone and done that thing where he gets a woman pregnant and she shoots out his spawn a few months later. Had a kid - that's the one. We even told you about the pregnancy, as we're nice. This newest one brings his tally up to three of the little blighters, meaning Matt Damon is now the (presumably) proud father of three daughters, the newest one to the clan being named, in a trademark celebrity cruel-o-fashion, Gia Zavala. Oh well, at least it isn't a new brand of carpet or anything. Luciana Damon, Matt's wife no less, is originally from Argentina though so there's a possible explanation for the name there. Maybe they aren't as cruel as we initially thought... Nevertheless, there is a new sprog to add to the pile and surely some money to be made from the pictures that will inevitably get sold off to the highest bidder, as we all know. Unless, of course, Matt exercises some show of integrity and doesn't force his newest daughter to become a mercenary from birth.
Matt Damon has gone and done that thing where he gets a woman pregnant and she shoots out his spawn a few months later. Had a kid - that's the one. We even told you about the pregnancy, as we're nice. This newest one brings his tally up to three of the little blighters, meaning Matt Damon is now the (presumably) proud father of three daughters, the newest one to the clan being named, in a trademark celebrity cruel-o-fashion, Gia Zavala. Oh well, at least it isn't a new brand of carpet or anything. Luciana Damon, Matt's wife no less, is originally from Argentina though so there's a possible explanation for the name there. Maybe they aren't as cruel as we initially thought... Nevertheless, there is a new sprog to add to the pile and surely some money to be made from the pictures that will inevitably get sold off to the highest bidder, as we all know. Unless, of course, Matt exercises some show of integrity and doesn't force his newest daughter to become a mercenary from birth.
Matt Damon’s Wife Pregnant With Matt Damon’s Baby
Like many people, Matt Damon's boyishly handsome face routinely fools us into thinking that he's not old enough to produce sperm in his testes yet.
But he is. Because Matt Damon is 37 years old, which is plenty old enough to knock his wife up a bunch of times. And just to remind of that fact, Matt Damon has got his wife Luciana pregnant again.
Matt Damon's reps haven't confirmed how far along Luciana is but that's beside the point - the point is that we're a maximum of nine months away from hearing the latest, most harrowing, legally-questionable and morally-dubious version of I'm Fucking Matt Damon the world has ever seen.
