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Arnold Schwarzenegger Didn’t Have An Affair As Such When He Got One Of His Staff Pregnant

by Mof Gimmers

Remember when Arnold Schwarzenegger said that he hadn’t been having an affair with a woman called Gigi? Remember that? Well, while that may be true, he didn’t get around to mentioning that he did put his steroid shrivelled chap inside one of his staff. Better yet is that good ol’ Arnie managed to do it [...]

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Michael Jackson, Blah Blah, Love Child, Something Else, “Has A”, Maybe

by Ian Dransfield

News likely to shock anyone with eyes, a brain, at least an ear and possibly a face just in! Love child scandal! Fiasco! Controversy! Other shocking words to grab attention! For it seems that those who are fit to make claims – i.e. the British tabloids – are doing just that, in claiming that Michael [...]

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Hazzah For The Recently Discovered Possible Lohan Love-Child!

by Shawn Lindseth

Mark our words – there shall be a time when the kingdom of Lohan falls. All the glory and might that now rests in their name shall be replaced with nought but dust and broken walls. What once was mighty shall be brought down There will be no more delightful Disney movies starring a girl [...]

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Heath Ledger Might Have A Secret Love Child Knocking Around

by Stuart Heritage

You never know when you’ll die, but we have a feeling that we’ll be around for a few more years thanks to our lack of illegitimate love children.

Because, without an illegitimate love child there’ll be nobody around to contest our will and heap even more emotional suffering on our already distraught loved ones. And that’s as big a part of death as toe-tags and scratching on the inside of your coffin at your own funeral.

Luckily though, Heath Ledger was ready for death because if reports are to be believed, Heath Ledger fathered an illegitimate love child when he was 17. Now, finally, perhaps people can start gracelessly squabbling over Heath’s estate in a way that’s uncomfortable to watch. About time too, if you ask us.

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