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Evangeline Lilly Nudes Got Lost – We Found Them Here (PICS)

Nicole Evangeline Lilly was born in Alberta, Canada in 1979. She grew up in the rough and tumble atmosphere of the Canadian territories and brought with her to Hollywood some serious DNA: One set of grandparents were Kenyan missionaries; another a British war bride.

To support herself through university, Evangeline held unconventional and conventional jobs before settling on less-harrowing gigs like commercials and films. Monkey, as she is known to friends, mastered the fine art of tree climbing decades before being cast as the enigmatic Kate on the hit TV series Lost.

Maggie Grace Nudes Released for Your Eyes Only (PICS)

Yes, she’s the girl from Lost and the Taken trilogy. I don’t know what else she’s done but she’s hot. That’s why you’re here, right?

Born in small town in the Midwest, Maggie Grace was a struggling actress for years in Los Angeles before landing a role in Lost. Her career never did take off after but she eventually became known as ‘that stupid pretty girl who gets kidnapped in Taken’, which was a consolation of sorts.

The 5 Most Disappointing Series Finales in TV History

October 4th, 2013 By Roberta

All shows must come to an end (unless it’s Two and a Half Men, that one will go on forever). But not all endings are created equal. Some are universally acclaimed (see Breaking Bad). Some are not.

Before the social media (aka in the ancient times), the best you could do was grumble to yourself and discuss it with your friends. Nowadays – we can grumble all we want quite publicly.

Matthew Fox Totally Didn’t Punch A Bus Driver On Her Minge

November 8th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Matthew Fox has launched a countersuit against a bus driving woman who allegedly assaulted him during an incident in August.

Do you remember the story which said Matthew Fox had been punching a woman on the boob and minge? Do you? We told you about it. It’s not our fault you’ve got a memory like a fish with Alzheimer’s.

It all surrounded an incident which saw Fox trying to get on something called a ‘party bus’. That sounds hideous doesn’t it? Listless women in hot-pants dancing in drizzle while leg meltingly high volumed music blares out at people trying to ignore the hideousness of it all. Anyway, he’s not having a woman saying that he punched her on her doo-dah.

Matthew Fox From Lost Apparently Punches A Woman Bus Driver Up Her Doo-Dah

August 30th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Matthew Fox – that guy from Lost and the impossibly insipid Party Of Five – has been accused of assaulting a female bus driver. We’re shocked too. We didn’t know women were allowed to get behind the steering wheel of such a large vehicle.

The actor (usually paid to look like he cares) has been detained by police and taken into custody after he saw himself in ‘an altercation’ outside ‘a bar’.

The silly sausage tried to get on a party bus without an invite, prompting those with invites to mock him, leaving everyone else to wonder about which type of scum actually likes being on those awful, awful party buses with their forced fun and miserable see-through clothing.

Justin Bieber’s “Someday” Gives His Beliebers False Hope

July 18th, 2011 By Matthew Laidlow

Over at the hecklerspray bedsit, we've been getting a little bit worried about our favourite singing foetus, Justin Bieber. We genuinely thought that the little runt had burnt himself out after constant album promotion, touring and trying to work out how Selena Gomez?s vagina works.

Apparently not though: Justin has still found the time to record a new, undoubtedly woeful, track with buck-toothed punching enthusiast Chris Brown.

Instead of recording rubbish new songs, it seems that Justin Bieber has been working to exploit other gaps in the market. Basics such as posters, cutlery and blenders have probably been covered. So now he's taking the plunge into perfume (not literally, you understand).

Weezer Reveal Album Cover To Make Lost Fans Cream

August 10th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Weezer are a peculiar little pop band. They know how to stay in people’s minds without ever making a record that crosses over big-time. Of course, that doesn’t include the ‘Buddy Holly’ single and its brilliant Happy Days vid.

Despite making consistently decent LPs, the band have outlived others thanks to a playfulness in marketing. They made the Weezer snuggy, got fans involved in one of the videos for their singles and now, they’re putting actor Jorge Garcia, aka Hurley from Lost on the front of their newest and eighth LP.

No really. There’s a picture of it over the jump to prove it.

‘Lost’ Epilogue Leaked And It Explains Everything!

August 9th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

There hasn’t been a show quite like Lost in the way it sent normally rational people stir crazy in the attempt to get answers from questions that may have not been asked in the first place. People missed work to click through endless Lostpedia links and foamed at the mouth at each morsel.

Then, of course, came the time when the show finished and everyone screwed up their little faces, certain in the knowledge that the last show wasn’t going to blow their brains out like they’d hoped.

Mercifully, for the sanity of Lost fans, the closing show seemed to tick enough boxes to sate their appetite. BUT WAIT. There’s more! There’s a video that’s been leaked by Access Hollywood which explains EVERYTHING!

Top 10 Lost Plot Holes

September 20th, 2012 By David Scarborough

We absolutely adored Lost here at hecklerspray. Every episode piled on the intrigue with careless restraint; phallic stone plugs, grown men wearing too much eye-liner and a guy who could turn into smoke at his illogical whim – Lost had it all.

After six series, fans waited patiently for a final episode they thought held promise to unravelling the Island secrets in a satisfying way. Most people only found that there was no surprise inside this Island?s Kinder Egg, just left with chocolate on their fingers and a deep sense of urgent bowel movement.

What it did leave us was enough holes in the plot to sink a badly-rendered submarine. Some people say it leaves the series with a sense of ambiguity. We say the writers cocked-up. Here is our Top 10 Lost Plot Holes…

Lost Episodes 17 & 18 ‘The End’: Deconstruction

August 5th, 2012 By David Scarborough

It's all over. Six series, 121 episodes, a few plane crashes and an omnipotent canine, and all Lost boiled down to was a giant tampon in the middle of the Island. Brilliant.

We could go down the easy route of bringing up the copious amounts of plot holes, strewn across the Island landscape like the forgotten dead, not worthy enough of resurrection for the climatic hug-a-thon, but we won't.

we're in a state of perpetual denial. We've been spending the last week walking around vacant church grounds, hugging anyone that we see, hoping for a taste of sweet nirvana. Every coffin, every yellow-faced pooch, any whiff of an abusive father and we found ourselves gasping to hold back the tears.