lookalikes - HecklerSpray

Huh, what's going on here? Surely 2005 hasn't rolled around again has it? We all know that legally, Michael Jackson most definitely did nothing with children. Sexually speaking of course. Once the innocent verdict was passed, scenes of celebration from his followers were broadcast to the world.

Fast-forward to 2010 where the world is without Michael Jackson and instead we have to put up with pop stars like Justin Bieber. Actually, he's the sort of artist Jackson would have loved. Y’know, young, fresh and probably still a virgin.

Even we know that it's unrealistic for Jackson to get out his golden coffin and feast on the genitals of a young man, but what if you’re still alive and impersonate Michael Jackson for a living?

Michael Jackson is dead. That’s too bad because he probably had a decent record left in him once he realised he oughta work with some decent songwriters and producers. Still, his memory lives on in his music, his batshit mental fans, court trials and of course, loads of things and people that look loads like him.

Have you ever found yourself drawing a little mouth on a slice of mushroom and thinking that it looks like the King of Pop? Just me singing in a terrible falsetto about world poverty then?

Well, here’s a list of things that look like Michael Jackson – MJ fans, stoke your ire and get ready to ask us what we’ve ever contributed to the world and the like.

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