Relax London, Michael Jackson Isn’t Coming Any More We know, we know. London, this was supposed to be your big day - the day when Michael Jackson plunged into financial ruin on your doorstep. But we're sorry to say that it won't be happening any more. Michael Jackson was due to show up at the High Court today to argue his case in the big 'a sheikh gave Michael Jackson millions of dollars to sing his songs and Michael Jackson couldn't be bothered so he's being sued' lawsuit. But now he won't because, shame of shames, a settlement has been reached. Now, we're not exactly sure what this settlement involves, but one thing's for sure - it had better involve Michael Jackson singing those songs that the sheikh wrote. If we have to go one more year without hearing future classics like That's What Siddiqui Are For and Yummy Yummy Yummy I've Got Labaneh In My Tummy then we just don't know what we'll do.