Good stuff and bad.

Folded:

• Hecklerspray is (almost) five!! (Watch our special birthday video tomorrow. In the meantime, look how weird and young we used to be)
• Rachel Riley (you could take her out for a meal; she could pay for it with all her TV money and then add up the bill afterwards. What an evening!)
• The Ricky Gervais Show (it’s the cartoons that make it. Though Gervais is flattering himself with that Fred Flintstone comparison)
• No London Marathon ruining Sunday morning telly and making you feel bad for not a) not running, b) not sponsoring anyone who did (there’s always next year. Or the one after)
• The final party leaders debate has aired (so we can all stop lying about having watched them)

Creased:

• Mobile speakerphone (doesn’t work when you’re driving because you still have to wedge the thing in your lap. Unless you’re fat, in which case the phone can lay comfortably on top)
• Hayden Panettiere’s new hairdo (you shouldn’t care, but it is so unashamedly awful you might have to)
• Outakes at the end of comedy shows (Scrubs was dying anyway, but this idea loaded the fatal bullet)
• Hecklerspray writers (miserable and only one of them seems capable of leaving the house, as you’ll see tomorrow)
• Read this about why The Core is rubbish (it’s on telly all the time and you should be warned)