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Disney Changes The Name Of The Avengers, Let’s All Blame Honor Blackman

February 29th, 2012 By Robin Darke

Hands up if you were excited seeing The Avengers when it gets released in April. Well we?ll just go ahead and chop those hands off because it seems that you won't be seeing The Avengers anytime soon. Nope. Disney has decided that the great British public, those responsible for making Katie Price a business woman, are too stupid to realise that a film being released in 2012 has absolutely no similarities to a 1960s TV show.

What's that about?

What's that about, indeed hecklersprayers? Disney, who bought Marvel Entertainment in 2009 for $4 billion, thinks that you're too stupid to differentiate between different characters four decades apart. Too stupid to realise that Captain America never appeared with John Steed. Too bumbling to see that Scarlett Johansson was clearly too young to be in it.

Marvel’s The Avengers Trailer Looks Really, Really Stupid

August 5th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

One of the big talking points from the Super Bowl commercial break was… well… Clint Eastwood. Away from that though, there’s a little excitement surrounding the trailer for Marvel’s The Avengers movie.

While most superhero flicks are brooding like Batman at the moment, it appears that The Avengers film is going to be pleasingly dumb, if the trailer is anything to go by.

So if you want to see it, strap in and watch things explode with?Captain America (Chris Evans), Thor (Chris Hemsworth), Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr), Scarlett Johansson (Black Widow) and Hulk get into a giant scrap with a fella with long, greasy hair.

Smell Like A Superhero; Don’t Worry, It’s Not Condorman

January 24th, 2012 By Robin Darke

Ever wanted to smell like one of Marvel?s finest? Of course you have. If you said you'd be a stinking liar. See what we did there? Stinking. It's a joke! A funny joke! Oh, shut up a second and we?ll tell you how you can.

We've always longed for our lady friends to smell like Black Widow, and for our friends to smell like rejection, fear and Michael Fassbender: just like the X-Men.

The good people at Jads International, which sounds a lot like one of the stripping troupes that frequently visit the HS bedsit (Nads International) are bringing you a range of aftershaves that are themed around the main characters from the upcoming, and not at all Marvel?s last chance-saloon, The Avengers.

Mickey Rourke’s Dog Dies, Please React Accordingly

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Right, that’s it – if Mickey Rourke doesn’t win Best Actor at Sunday’s Oscars, we’re going to tip a table over.

Because, oh, the speech. Mickey Rourke’s acceptance speech was already going to be a belter, full of the “I had nothing but look at me now” sentiment of his other acceptance speeches – but now it’s going to be even better, because Mickey Rourke’s dog has died.

That means if Mickey Rourke wins his Oscar, we’ll all be treated to a wet-faced eulogy for a chihuahua so tortured that it’ll make Heath Ledger‘s obituary seem like an afterthought. We can’t wait.