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Elizabeth Hurley Actually Loves Shane Warne, Which Is Staggering

June 29th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Elizabeth Hurley and Shane Warne are one of the oddest celebrity couples around. She, a posho Daily Mail wet-dream and he, a balding slightly overweight impossibly toothed ball lobber. That said, Paul Abdul once advised that opposites attract, as she proved with her love affair with a rapping cartoon cat.

Warne, we’re told, is ‘quite the swordsman’, yet, this isn’t some tempestuous affair. Startlingly, it’s actually love. We’ve read about ‘love’. It sounds horrible.

And not only is it this ‘love’ thing, Liz Hurley is actually saying that this romance was love at first sight.

Elizabeth Hurley Isn’t Getting Divorced, Despite Saying She Was Getting Divorced

December 17th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

You know how Elizabeth Hurley has (allegedly) been mucking around on Shane Warne’s sticky wicket? And you know how she told everyone that she had split-up with her husband Arun Nayar? You know she said she had already told her family that she’d dumped him?

Well she hasn’t.

After saying she’d separated from Arun “months ago” after she was caught buffing Warney’s golden duck (that didn’t work at all did it?), she insists that much of what has been said about her future – by her – is untrue.

Liz Hurley Has Been Getting Off With Tubby, Balding Cricketer Shane Warne And No-One Can Work Out Why

December 13th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Remember when everyone used to fancy Liz Hurley? She was the posh English rose who looked like she was absolute filth and erupted the nation’s trousers by appearing in a safety pin dress and getting cheated-on by Hugh Grant who decided to get a nosh from Divine Brown.

Basically, there was a time when she was the Princess Diana it was socially acceptable to say that you’d like to bum her or something.

After a string of impressively poor films, she faded away, only to appear in gossip rags when she was dating some inexplicably average looking wealthy bloke. And now, she’s all set to puzzle men the world over as she’s allegedly swapping bodily fluids with a chubby Australian cricketer who does adverts for hair growth products. That’s right, it looks like she’s been getting off with Shane Warne.

Hugh Grant, Liz Hurley & Arun Nayar Win A Load Of Lawsuit Cash

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

If you see Hugh Grant or Liz Hurley, you’re bound to want to take a picture of them.

That’s just basic logic at work – your choices are essentially limited to taking a picture of Hugh Grant or Liz Hurley or approaching them and saying “Hi, I really loved you in Music And Lyrics/ Passenger 57.” And only the very worst kind of pathological liar would think to do that last one.

But wait – don’t go taking pictures of Hugh Grant and Liz Hurley without their permission, because they’ll sue you and win £58,000, which is what happened yesterday after a photo agency took their picture on holiday. The moral of this story is that Hugh Grant and Liz Hurley value their privacy, although clearly not enough to stop making films and doing modelling jobs. Even though everyone sort of wishes they would.

Big News From Liz Hurley

March 25th, 2009 By hecklerspray staff

Stop the clocks. Cut off the telephone. Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone.

Deep down, we at hecklerspray knew this day would inevitably have to come at some point but we tried to tell ourselves otherwise. We lied to ourselves to stop the hurt. But now there’s so much hurt it’s coming out of our ears and dripping onto the floor. Mrs. Hecklerspray will need to get the hoover out.

Are you sitting down? Please sit. Take a deep breath before continuing.

Liz Hurley is giving up acting.

Celebrity Divorce Betting Odds: Madonna, Jordan, Jolie & Winehouse

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Ready for some more chances to make money from unhappy celebrities? Step right up.

We’re starting 2008 as we mean to go on, by crossing our fingers really hard and hoping that just about every celebrity couple in the land gets divorced and spends the rest of their lives wallowing about in abject near-suicidal misery just so we can make £12.50 from a lucky stab at a bet. And when we say ‘we’ we really mean ‘you’. It’s £12.50 that you didn’t have before, at least.

So here are the celebrity divorce betting odds for Jordan and Peter Andre, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Liz Hurley and Arun Nayar and Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil. Help, as ever, comes from Paddy Power…