Articles tagged with: Living Lohan
As an absentee father and ex-convict, Lindsay Lohan's father Michael Lohan doesn't get to take the moral high ground all that often. But sometimes it happens, and it sure is sweet when it does. For instance, now that his ex-wife Dina Lohan can be seen distastefully pimping out her 14-year-old daughter Ali for cash in the reality TV show Living Lohan every week, Michael has voiced his concerns about the exploitation and hypocrisy on show in a new blog specifically about Living Lohan on OK! magazine's website. Slagging off your ex-wife and teenage daughter in public for a fee? That certainly sounds like the moral high ground to us. Michael Lohan, you truly are an inspiration to us all.
Ali Lohan has it harder than any of us know - she's suffered so much just for being Lindsay Lohan's sister. Being famous by association has ruined Ali Lohan's school life - she's been home-schooled ever since she was bullied by classmates because of who she was. And, for someone as naturally shy and limelight-intolerant as Ali Lohan, that bullying must have really hurt. How do we know this? Because Ali Lohan's been blabbering on about it to help promote her forthcoming reality TV show that's all about Ali Lohan and her aggressively relentless pursuit of fame. Crikey, this Lohan stupidity gene really is stronger than any of us could have possibly imagined, isn't it.
If you ever got the feeling that Dina Lohan's sole aim in life was to live vicariously through Lindsay Lohan's fame and notoriety, then think again.
Because now Dina Lohan is a star in her own right. Not a film star or a music star like Lindsay Lohan is, though, it's even better than that - Dina Lohan is going to be become a reality TV star.
E! has finally announced the production of Dina Lohan reality TV show Living Lohan. It's a wake-up call for all parents really - if you constantly push your young children into a life of showbiz until they eventually crack and become drug-addled, rehab-addicted global jokes, then maybe you can be like Dina Lohan and get a shitty reality TV show that hardly anyone's going to watch anyway too. Live the dream, parents!
