Usually when hecklerspray attends job interviews with a resume in-hand, the interviewers ask us things like “That thar piece a paper say you know how to dig graves?”
Which it doesn’t – and it never has. For years the only thing our resume has had printed on it are the words me, work and good. So far no takers, likely due to the economic climate.
Our resume is probably in need of a makeover – once we have our absolutely real degree in advanced Beatles-ology from Liverpool Hope University – that’s probably when potential employers will stop pushing us out of things.
