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5 Celebrity Families Who Need Reality Shows

August 29th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Kim Kardashian recently announced that they were filming season 17849018 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, and it really made me realize that I might finally be over keeping up with the Kardashians/Jenners. I mean, they’re still great to blog about, but show wise they’re just no fun anymore, you know?

There are way more celebrity families I’d rather be getting a BTS look at, so of course I made a list. I mean, there is no chance in hell any of these shows would happen, but a girl can dream, right?

HecklerSpray Advent Day 3: The Rise of Steve Harrington

December 3rd, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, the second season of Stranger Things came out back in October and this season we got some great new characters, got a lot of fantastic team work across the board, and really got to see the gang engage in some in depth growth. None more interesting than that of Steve Harrington.

Steve was the rich, popular high school douche with a heart of gold in season one, and season two saw him become the babysitter hero we didn’t know we needed. Seriously. It was the season of Steve.

5 Celebrity Stories I Wish I Was Writing

May 16th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

You guys have probably noticed that I haven’t been blogging as much this past month (or maybe you haven’t, who knows?). Part of this is because I was on a sweet Disney vacation with my family for almost two weeks, the other part is that celebrity gossip has gotten boring af.

Back in my day (2003-2009?), everyone was partying too hard, having meltdowns, addicted to drugs and alcohol, dropping sex tapes, picking up eating disorders, having affairs, banging each others exes, and I’m legit just referring to Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

Season 13 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians: A Drunk Review

March 13th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So last night E! blessed us with the thirteenth season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Funny enough, thirteen is actually the number of nose jobs that have occurred on the cast members since it’s premiere! Talk about coming full circle!

Last night, I watched the Kardashians like I always do: alone in bed, drinking white wine. I found the premiere episode mega riveting and totally blog worthy, but was too lazy to get my computer, so instead wrote out a blog in the Notes section on my phone.

10 Times Rihanna was the Most Relatable Popstar on the Planet

February 21st, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, as some of you might already know, yesterday was Rihanna’s 29th birthday. A lot of celebs reached out wishing her a happy birthday, including Drake who stopped his concert in Dublin to do it, thus confusing me even more about their goddamn relationship.

However, I wanted to do something a little special for RiRi’s birthday as well. Sure, she can be a bit out there sometimes, but I think we learned something really important at this year’s Grammys: while Taylor Swift is an uppity, holier than thou, squad leader bitch, and Beyoncé is some sort of untouchable pretentious Goddess (still love you though, Bey), Rihanna, who spent the Grammys dancing with her flask, is probably the realest bitch in the music industry.

Five Sexy Movies to Get You Hot for Valentine’s Day!

February 13th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Move over, Fifty Shades of Gray! Shut up, Dirty Dancing! Step aside, Ghost! Stop being so rapey, Last Tango in Paris! Go to hell, Ernest Scared Stupid! You want some real sexy movies to get you hot and bothered this Valentine’s Day? Well, your old pal Krysta is here to provide!

If there is one thing I know, it’s romance. If there’s another thing I know, it’s being cheap, so what’s a better cheap Valentine’s Date night then staying in and watching a sexy movie? So break out your $10 bottles of wine and get ready for me to help you bring the heat with these five hot movie picks!

The Biggest Breakout Stars of 2016

December 31st, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

This year we lost a lot of amazing stars. In the past week we lost Carrie Fisher AND her mother, my beloved Debbie Reynolds just one day apart! This was pretty traumatic for me as I love Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds is a goddamn Goddess to me. The day before she died I was legit Googling young pics of her, baffled that Eddie Fisher left her for Liz Taylor, but I digress.

For this post, I’d like to look at some of the faces that really stood out in 2016 as new, fresh and exciting. I think I’ve got like 12 here. Frankly, I was too lazy to count.

The Dumbest Things Celebrities Did in 2016

December 28th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

2016 has been an utter shit show of a year. Bold statement, I know. I’m still reeling from the death of Carrie Fisher and I can barely wrap my head around how in less than a month Donald Trump will legit be president. But aside from all the really horrible stuff that happened, celebrities were just particularly dumb this year.

I don’t know if there is something in the global water that has made all of humanity especially stupid this year, but celebs were not immune and man oh man did they do and say some stupid shit in 2016. Let’s have a look back at the dumb year that was…

The Best Halloween Specials of the Past 30 Years

October 31st, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Happy Halloween everyone! So, it’s Halloween night and the trick or treating and parties are over, so what should you do? Don’t know what movie to commit to? Then to hell with movies, why not watch some amazing tv specials?

The fantastic thing about tv over the past 30 years is how committed they have been to amazing Halloween specials, so if you’re looking for some amazing nostalgia or just a great Halloween special, here are some of the greatest tv gems of the past 30 years.

10 Times Kim Kardashian’s was a Damn Legend

October 23rd, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I’ve been writing this blog for three years now, and according to my Facebook ‘On This Day…’ thing, I’ve written some sort of Kim Kardashian related list to celebrate her birthday each of those years. Well, Kimmy’s 36th birthday was yesterday, so I guess it’s list time!

Though nothing might top my 2014 list of 10 Times I Really Related to Kim Kardashian, I feel like I’m ready to put some positive vibes out Kim’s way since she’s been having a rough time since the whole Paris robbery incident. So today, instead of making fun of her, I’m going to look at the times she was fucking LEGENDARY.