How much do you hate Chris Evans? Loads? The level of fury he summons in people is nothing short of staggering. People have been known to pull their eyeballs out and stick them up their arse, just so they can watch themselves kicking themselves in the rear at the very mention of his name.

According to latest audience data, the bespectacled radio jock has lost over one million listeners on his BBC Radio 2 show,? The Chris Evans Breakfast Show.

That’s not good is it?